Kassette_:)

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

i came out the womb suckin on a perc laced cuban leaf burrito, wearing a tiny rolex on each finger. my mind is an iron fortress and my face is made of granite

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

Sounds like Disney have only acquired the rights in the United States. In the rest of the world, the series will air on television and stream on HBO Max, but not until 5 October 2026.

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

Don’t forget to say goodnight to the giant eyeball in a box upstairs at your job before you leave for the night so you don’t have a nightmare that same night of getting home at 2am and having to book it from your driveway to the front door before a scary woman who has just been staring at you the whole time gets you ❤️

can you put that thing on a leash?

Well on my Patreon there are actually several more angles of this gnome beheading

I am a weird pervert and also I’m very sensitive and I’m a coward. and I’m ugly. but jesus christ am I good as fuck at Slay the Spire