RUSSIAN REVELATIONS

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

we've all got that one mutual stuck in the eternal torture labyrinth

god will reward me for my suffering by allowing me to pull off a crazy scheme

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

i forgot how much tumblr loves a fake holiday

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.