can anyone c me

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

Went to the pawn shop to get my ant farm back snd they put different ants in it

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

Welcome To The Penthouse Suite Of My Secxual Spire

my shift lead says im not allowed to do stealth takedowns on the clock anymore

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

show me the law that says crime is illegal judge

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

give me another amulet im not driving

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

Mutuals let me smell you with my antennas