meh.

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

my feelings gland is swollen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

seeing a horny post that is so extremely not my thing that i smile and say "good for you" out loud peace and love on planet earth

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

"it depends" is the most useful and versatile phrase in the world, except when it isn't, because you know, it depends

There's a pervert looking at your posts at any given time