Brandon

*whispering softly to each pineapple chunk as i place it delicately onto my pizza* you. are. valid.

We have some sort of weird orange fungus or something in our front garden that smells like cum

#i misunderstood this as that the guy on the right is the same person as on the left except a year later#lmfao i’ll see myself out

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

you can cry about spilled milk if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

the prophecy…has come true… the creely is here

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

#this is so abstract but somehow i understand

Honestly me

2017 better be nice to my mom

That’s all I hope for

wake up in the morning whack my peepee

got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city