Reverse Leitner Rant where I spend ten minutes telling you how much I fucking love Gerard Keay
GERARD KEAY?
BEAUTIFUL PERFECT MOTHERFUCKING GERARD KEAY?
GOD DAMN BRILLIANT CURSED BOOK BURNING LEITNER PUNCHING AVATAR OF THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS PLACE WHO CAN HANDLE ME
MOTHERFUCKING GERARD. KEAY.
ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE REBLOGGING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT GERARD KEAY
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE HAVE TO BECOME BOUND TO THE ONE THING HE HATED
WHY DID GERTRUDE HAVE TO FUCK AROUND AND STICK HIM IN A SKIN BOOK
IS HE PERFECT? IS HE AN ANGEL?
MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MAN IN MY LIFE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD’S MOST PERFECT FACE GET BACK IN HERE AND STOP BEING DEAD
If I wanted to get into heaven and God said Gerard Keay isn’t here I would pull out a thirty one mile long list telling him why he’s wrong and half of those reasons would be Because I Love Him
It’s a good thing Jon talked to him because if I had to go this whole time without hearing his voice not only would I unfollow on Spotify I would wipe this whole podcast from my mind and have to relisten to the entire series again for the experience of being able to take all the times when he is mentioned or alive and put them into one clip for me to listen to on repeat for the rest of my life
I can’t even explain why I love him so much he was just that perfect of a human being
Unlike SOME PEOPLE he had a fucked up back story and his life was a literal fucking nightmare but he came back from that anyway and lived the actual dream of curb stomping Jurgen Leitner like we all wish we could do
Venmo me @iloveandrespectgerardkeay
only one episode was really about him but everytime some poor statement giver mentions some dude with badly dyed black hair I lose it
I am in a constant state of mourning for Gerard Keay like he’s dead now but I so deeply wish he wasn’t
Arsonist of my dreams
I would hug Gerry so hard that his ghost would be forced back into corporeal form so that he could keep doing God’s work kicking ass and burning Leitners and kicking Leitner’s ass
I can’t even right now I am crying at this point
I’m so glad we have a confirmed date for the episode where Jon burned Gerry’s page so that every year I can see the reminder on my phone and pay my respects to the Avatar of being a Badass with a Heart of Gold and Disappointing Your Shitty Mom
