Smad

Here is my pathetic excuse of an intro post cuz mutuals were hyping me up :]

My name is Smad, you can call me Koffie tho (it literally means coffee but it ain't that deep)

I like grunge, sweets, cartoons, any type of art, video games, going outdoors and One Piece

Mostly posts bullshit

Sometimes I go into weird tangents

I'm a philosopher, trust Soqrates learned from me.

Check out my tags and filter out what you don't want to see, I censor nothing and I don't wanna jumpscare any of you innocent souls

If you follow me you become my mutual, you don't get a choice

Woah I didn't realize how lame I was until I had to make this intro, that's why I didn't make one

But I had to cuz the muzz (mutual huzz) was practically begging me.

Mutuals

@cobaltkillerr : Despawner of the blue hue my beloved, amazing art and your bullshit matches mine, give me a bit more time to finish Hannibal so we can go crazy abt it together

@cheesexplosion : Brand new mutual I just bought them at a 70% discount, cobalt's twin fr, lowk knew abt them ever since Koi reunited them and Cobalt as destined soulmates but was too awkward to interact, Ion even know a lot abt Katseye but they convinced me that they're GOAT

@koi-727 : My first actual mutual that led me to have the entire blog going, infected me with the 😛, so pretty and nice and smart I'll swim to the middle east for you my wife, got me into Hannibal

@fancybard : She's an ARTIST artist, rlly good at so many art forms but the passion and thought behind it makes it so special, got infected with the yearning disease, talking to her is so fun and interesting yall have no idea

@ang3l-ocean : Her crochet and drawings are so good like excuse me, love your blog aesthetic and shark hyperfixation, her posts are genuinely so fun to read I wish nothing but the best for her

@floatingmoonlight : Silver, my fav Jirai icon❤️‍🩹, I love her silly lil guy (I'll never remember his name) and her reaction pics, also just generally fun to interact with and explode on

@fxtion-fweax : Fweak milady I love you with all my heart I shall slay whatever troubles your day, istg your fine shyt better get her kak together before I find her

@aamtreeanalogy : Wonderful blog aesthetic, love their posts and everything abt it, we don't interact much but seeing them on my dash makes me feel a lil better

@rin-yaps : My girl!! Same thing she's so genuine and nice and supportive and kind hearted and I need to shut up. Love interacting with her, I'll hunt down anything that dares bother her

@im-on-crack-send-help : Me and the desi princess I bagged by being a bit weird and a bit mean and a bit gay, but srsly guys she's amazing and so Alpha Fart Daddy

@sheisamenace : One of my more recent mutuals but she's so awesomesauce, love her blog aesthetic and pics, makes me feel like an illiterate medieval peasant in front of her queenliness

@jnadvich : Yearner™ Boy, he's gay and likes monster and Minecraft what more do you want from my boy

@k4rmaajr : Every time I think I saw the wildest post from her it just gets wilder, genuinely how are you the sanest person in your surroundings, you're like a weird lil alien that I poke with a stick (lovingly)

@loulatea : My most recent mutual and the Cool™ one! Sorry @jnadvich she took that title, you still get to keep the Yearner™ Boy title tho. What do I have to say she got that deadly beauty and looks like she would actually kill someone (for reference that's the highest praise I can give)

@localgreyteaaddict : We don't interact much but I still love my dude :], I hope all goes well for you Emil, and that you don't mind still being tagged in my bs even if you're not that active anymore, 10/10 mutual

@certifiedgenerictrout : Alien🫵

@cats-reading-books : My Dutch bestie😛 We be putting our ADHD minds together to yapp work, she's amazing to talk to and so interesting check out her blog

Okay that's all my mutuals now to my tags :

#koffie's mutuals : Anything that involves my mutuals

#koffie's bullshit : Read it again

#koffie's weird sexual tangents : It's mostly finna be me talking abt how repulsed I am by sex and how weird it is like ew ew

#koffie's mutuals' lives : the lives of my mutuals

#koffie's asks : Asks I get

#koffie's answers : When someone answers my ask

#koffie's art : My art (there's nothing there)

#koffie yapps : Me yapping

#koffie's lyrics : Lyrics of songs I like

#hehie : My copyrighted laugh

I'm not consistent with tags so yh

Oh yeah, one last thing, I have a tendency to explo-