Kodiak Thriller

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

Fuck waiting for someone I wanna marry or who will wanna marry me. I‘m gonna buy this ring for myself as a treat. This is a sign for you as well, don‘t wait for someone else to buy it for you, get yourself a 16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

I thought it said „blond virginity“ for way to long. Also Gosling definetly stole the show, he just brought the right Kenergy to the movie

Out of all the amazing choices in Barbie, I think the most iconic is the choice to make Ken a horse girl

recognising people's ao3 usernames in the kudos is like taking out a library book and seeing a familiar name like ah, yes, we are both connoisseurs of the art. cheers bitch 🥂

Also recognizing my own username in the kudos or getting the „You have already left Kudos“ message… I have been here before? Past me apparently has good taste and a shit memory

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

Could NOT have predicted what I was in for before the image loaded. Why is it a ray gun. Why are they in the snow. Why that outfit in the snow.

Happy Birthday to Hunter S Thompson!

That does not make it right that he was marketed with sex in mind especially when he was a minor, similar to Justin Bieber or more recently Milly Bobby Brown, who as Teenagers were blantently sexualized in the public. Also I agree in general that Real Person Fiction is very problematic, these are real people with lives… would you want people writing fanfiction about you sleeping with your friends or coworkers? People writing porn about you without you controlling it? People writing you as a abusive criminal? Think about that before reading or writing Real Person Fiction

My betrayed look at my barber after he ducked me up and I have to give him 20 bucks for it

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

looks dark yellow to me. Yellow says „Hello, let‘s step on the gas and hope for the best“