The Fluffiest Dragon

I've said it before and I'll say it again we all need to be writing cringe self-indulgent fanfiction

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

THE WHAT

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands