kimetsu no yaiba kin hell

uzui mains heavy classes + karts so he can slam into everyone and knock them off. he often misses getting a high ranking because hes too busy slamming other people so the other pillars dont really care. really likes using the aoe items even if it means he gets caught up in the blast. i think he would main funky kong because he tried to make a mii of himself and it was really ugly. hinatsuru doesnt really play so makio and suma play as the other kongs/hinatsuru plays with suma because she shrieks the entire time she plays and she has to calm her down

sanemi would probably main dry bowser with a bike (phantom maybe?). he complains if someone asks him to play because he “has better shit to do” but gets silent during rounds because hes too busy focusing. rage quits if he gets below 4th place. uzui hit him with a blue shell once and immediately got the wii controller thrown in his face

shinobu likes the light classes because theyre speedy and can weave around anyone trying to slam them out of the course. she saves the banana peels whenever she gets them because 1. they serve as protection with the red shells and 2. she can put them down like right in front of an item box so whoever picks up that item gets hit by the peel. enjoys continuously asking giyuu how he can fall 18 times off the map in one round. gets within the first five places always. one of the two pillars that always picks rainbow road/moonview highway

mitsuri mains peach with royal racer/dolphin dasher and always picks cute maps like peach gardens. bumps into corners sometimes but shes trying her best... also apologises when she hits someone with an item

giyuu keeps on driving backwards and no one likes him he keeps on picking characters someone else meant to pick and always gets bullet bill because hes so far behind. go play solitaire or something

iguro mains king boo or dry bones. never a light class. not related to his irl height. also tends to pick rainbow road/moonview highway/anything from the special cup. hes pretty good because he gets pissy when he doesnt get first place so he practices by himself a lot. gets in the top 3 most times but if he doesnt he sulks until he gets first place

muichirou rarely plays but when he does he likes to play baby mario. keeps on accidentally finding the shortcuts and ends up getting 1st place while he spaces out. either gets 15th place or 1st place theres no in between

himejima plays medium classes with balanced stat vehicles. uses the see through world to play. small cost for mario kart. doesnt really engage in bashing each other around but sometimes one of the pillars in first place in the final round suddenly gets hit with the blue shell like right before the finish line and himejima just zooms by leisurely

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