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he's a fucking liar.

i think somebody's full of shit.

if you got something to say, let's have a talk.

next time he tells you to do something, just fucking do it.

i had a bad week this week.

you have a bad week every week.

my job's to make you sorry you didn't pay when you had the chance.

i got this, but i can't remember who i got it for.

nobody expects you to get it right the first time.

why the fuck would i leave porn in your house?

i'm not just into that stuff.

i'm pretty accident-prone.

i don't even know where the whole santa thing comes from.

is jesus real?

i look up, and on the other side of the clearing there's a unicorn.

i killed the wrong bloke?

next time make sure you got the right guy.

he's a bit shit in the kissing department.

you just gotta find somebody that fits your style.

i don't want to see your fucking balls, you idiot.

i'm punching him in his face.

you punched him three times in the face?

start telling the truth or i'm gonna cut your dick off.

what's with the cowboy hat?

do you think you've got an anger problem?

do you wanna do jail time?

i expect you to behave yourself.

if you're gonna cause trouble, then we'll have to come to some other arrangement.

i thought you wanted to buy me some sexy undies.

generally when you rob somebody, you bring your own bag.

i'm not telling you. it's a surprise.

would you rather have great sex or great food?

no hard feelings? i'm afraid there are hard feelings.

what happened today with those guys is kind of really bothering me.

you were really violent and it bothers me.

i feel like you could have at least tried to talk to the guy.

maybe you could have tried to diffuse the situation.

i'm dealing with two assholes instead of one.

if you respect me, i respect you.

do you enjoy hitting people?

if i hit somebody, i generally got a pretty good reason.

the world is full of assholes.

out here in the real world, there's no consequences.

in your mind, you've done society a favor.

he's got a shitload of drugs and cash lying around.

what the fuck are you doing with that kind of money?

it's starting to feel like you're trying to pull some funny shit.

you pull that shit again, i'll stab you in the head with a fucking fork.

i reckon i can take you down with this spoon before you even get to the fork.

you wouldn't believe me if i told you.