bad at online

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

It’s almost like CEOs and cooperations have an agenda making youths have addictions

That’s a pretty wild accusation. I can guarantee you that getting kids addicted is the last thing that the company behind Juul actually wanted.

You weren’t supposed to deepthroat the boot but ok

does ANYONE have that image of mr ratburn with a text bubble that says “>implying that youre not gay” its PROPHETIC now

Mood

Well its not for us is it

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

since the straights are turning pride into music festivals and trendy parties i propose we return to form and riot 

pride is cancelled we’re resorting to wrath