Books And Cleverness

"My parents know."

"Don’t go."

"You’re under arrest."

"Just let me die."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"Make me."

"Kiss me you idiot."

"I didn’t do it."

"That isn’t mine."

"Marry me?"

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Be mine."

"You owe me."

"Just relax."

"I already regret this."

"Where are my clothes?"

"You could have killed someone!"

"I think I broke it."

"Do you love me?"

"We need to talk."

"Never again."

"Do I know you?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"Well that was unexpected."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"I just want to cuddle."

"I can’t even look at you."

"What happened to you?"

"Don’t you dare."

"I missed you."

"This stays between us."

"I need a hug."

"I could kill you!"

"Kiss me."

"You’re so weird."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"You coward."

"You’re all out of ____."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"This seems familiar."

"You lied to me!"

"Are you threatening me?"

"Is that my shirt?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Explain yourself."

"Where were you?"

"You drive me crazy!"

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Just leave me alone."

"I need a drink."

"What were you thinking?"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I’m going to be sick."

"For you, I would _____"

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Give it back."

"I have to go."

"Shut up and listen."

"Do you remember this?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"Take responsibility."

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Give me another chance."

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

"Do you trust me?"

"That sounds painful."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"That was a bad plan."

"That looked easier on TV."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

You know I love you, right? Because... I think I'm attracted to someone else.

My wife/husband and I want you to be our boyfriend/girlfriend.

Have you ever tried dating two people at once before?

Wait a minute, so the both of you want me?

I'm so confused, I don't understand it. I want you, but I want them, too.

Are you sure they're not going to get jealous over us being together?

Wait, so how does this work? Are you just going to share me?

If I wanted to try kissing both of you, could I?

I don't want to get between the two of you, but I love you. Both of you.

Remember that guy/girl from work I was telling you about? I want to invite them to join us.

I can't sleep without both of you there.

It's not cheating if we have permission to be together.

Wait, is this a date? Did the two of you invite me out on a date?

We were wondering if you'd like to come home with us. Both of us.

We don't have the usual sort of relationship, we're open to inviting others.

I'm not sure who's eyefucked me more tonight, you or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

"_____ and I have sorta gotten into this habit of saving each others' lives and it's my turn."

"I know, I disgust myself sometimes."

"This is why parents get someone else to teach their kids how to drive!"

"I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight."

"You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this."

"There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!"

"I passed out from-- manly hunger!"

"That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?"

"95% of deadly is still deadly!"

"I'm sorry - was there a compliment in there?"

"I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit."

"If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time."

"Well, let me see - we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death."

"It's a brisk walk away. And by 'walk' I mean 'run'."

"I'm both insulted and touched by that."

"Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible."

"Wow - you must really be some kind of genius!"

"Seriously, am I the only one creeped out by that guy?"

"I shot him. In the leg!"

"Yeah, yeah, like I didn't see that one coming, huh?"

"You know, this is not a good way to make new friends!"

"Well, eventually I will get free, and when I do, he's gonna pay for this."

"I'm not sure that's what I would call this, but yes."

"I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit."

"Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried!"

"You're expecting me to let them get away with this?"

"I know, it's getting desperate. I'm almost out of coffee!"

"Anything that's got you speechless has me worried."

"Did I mention that I know almost everything about almost everything?"