welcome to the secret masquerade

happy bye bye hasta la vista baby friday 🎉

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

being obsessed with a couple fictional characters will literally save you

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

i do maintain that naru was an insane tier fujoshi during checkmate not that much any more like she still reads sometimes but during checkmate the way she had one line of thought ever and it was men kissing

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point