Lucy!

Look, just give me a second, I beg you. Grace has Simon, Stratt gets Ava, so I think it would only be fair if Carl got an Iron Lung friend. Now, wouldn’t David be a better pair, yeah probably…buuuut- maybe I just wanted to draw Jack okay. I’m a man of simple desires. Sue me. Idc if he was on screen for less than a minute, that just leaves me the room to make up shit regarding him and their dynamic. I’ve already integrated him into my Iron Hail Mary AU’s plot so you’re stuck dealing with this duo alright /silly

I present other drawings to further brainwash you:

Once again, me properly drawing out the scars of the boys but it’s on the other is crazy. I just really love this silly au, and a lot of you liked them too! Also I am a firm believer in every life, Simon has his harness. To comprise I gave Ryland a leg/hip harness. Ive honestly done a lot of thinking on how this au would work, so I’ll probably post more of them in the future. I started to research blood disorders, I am not letting that time go wasted /silly

Doodle dump below:

Someone always has to be left behind

Bonus more lighthearted version:

This got away from me a little. If you want a song to imagine them dancing to, I was imagining “La vie en rose” by Louis Armstrong. Also I stole the dialogue a little from Wall-e and the define dancing scene cause I love that scene and it inspired this just a little.

Also here’s some bonus stuff

this was inspired by this post by @bulkhummus

which was inspired by this post by @penny-anna

neither of which are bloodymary i've just got the iorn lung brainrot ;-; also guys im dyslexic, if i spell ts wrong i am so sorry

rocky is just trying to understand humans better but now he's got these idiots figured out and can consequently cause as much mischief as possible as they approach erid.

the reason he didn't ask directly is that he's concluded that humans don't give accurate descriptors of themselves for some reason.

ALSO IK SIMON SOUNDS RLLY OOC BUT-

....its cuz i'm referencing the Ryan Reynolds gay scale meme, which is like; you ask a guy ''on a scale from one to ten how hot is Ryan Reynolds'' and his answer lets u guess if he's gay,

1-7 ; he's gay bc apparently that answer is too specific idk

8-9; straight

10; ...kinda fifty fifty

🚨iron lung typical gore warning🚨

I really like bloodymary <3 don't get me wrong I love the hopecore stuff, but I also quite like to think the horror follows Simon, and they have to work really hard to get rid of it.

AU summary under the cut