what a cold star i would make

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

the ‘kat is so pretty i wanna cry’ series

season 1, part 2 of 3 episodes 6 through 9 75 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence, sexual themes [part 1]

“Okay, I take it back. Maybe this is a waste of your time.”

“That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”

“I’m not done with you. Consider it a warning.”

“Please, don’t come back here again.”

“If I was you, I would be curious.”

“Hello? Is someone being creepy on purpose?”

“Secure the sacrifice!”

“Jesus, I’m not a virgin…”

“Wow, you’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?”

“I don’t even know what a chupacabra is.”

“I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.”

“There’s a way. There’s always a way.”

“Oh, if you wanna insult me, you should try again.”

“If I had more, I’d give you more.”

“You ever want something so badly and then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought? And that maybe you are stupid for ever actually wanting it?”

“You look like your head’s about to pop off.”

“Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy.”

“_____, did you roofie me?”

“Can we skip down to where you realize you no makey magic here?”

“I am literally losing the will to live.”

“Look, talk to me. What’s going on?”

“Ask me something harder if you want us to get somewhere.”

“Ask me why I’m nice to you.”

“I had noticed you’re a tad brusque with everyone else.”

“I’m scared to tell you this, because it’s true. I’m falling in love with you.”

“I flirted with you that first day because you looked useful, and you were.”

“I’ve been using you this entire time.”

“I really didn’t see this coming.”

“I always hold back, _____. Every single day. I mean, I have no idea what I’m even capable of.”

“I don’t want to lose it… how it felt.”

“Sit. I do not ask and I do not order twice.”

“You think you know how to do this. I assure you, you do not.”

“A great magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick. Or lady parts. Whatever.”

“Why don’t you two just fuck?”

“Blood’s not gonna come out of that sweater. You should just throw it out.”

“Where you think you’re sticking that?”

“This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.”

“I don’t have to tell you anything.”

“You are lucky you’re pretty.”

“Why is your face making that face?”

“I’m going to go take a nap and pretend that this entire conversation never happened.”

“Can we just talk about this seriously for a second?”

“Are you in love with me?”

“Hell is real, and it smells like Axe Body Spray.”

“Leave before I start screaming.”

“You stay out of my ass and there’s no blood fued necessary on my end. But come after me, and I will kill you and everyone that you care about.”

“I made a horrible mistake asking you to help. Please, leave.”

“Maybe we just need to accept the world for what it actually is.”

“I hate magic.”

“I think about stabbing you all the time.”

“Please! You can’t keep doing this to me!”

“How is a voodoo doll supposed to help me?”

“What we love can be as important to us as our lives.”

“That’s kind of a personal question for two people who aren’t supposed to be in the same room.”

“Predictable’s not bad, _____.”

“Don’t bother with the performance.”

“I wouldn’t dream of fooling you.”

“You know I never wanted this. You forced my hand. I wish it could be any other way.”

“I don’t need to tell you how fucking pissed at you I am.”

“I don’t understand why we fell apart after being friends forever.”

“I’m working on forgiving you.”

“I’m going, and like it or not, _____, you should come.”

“_____, I’m stuck! Someone get me out of here!”

“This house is haunted as balls, is what that is.”

“Okay, this is a little kinky, even for me.”

“Some things just aren’t fair. We can’t make sense of them.”

“If the world goes after you, take it as a compliment.”

“What do you think redemption looks like, _____?”

“What if there really is a Hell and this takes me there?”

“Well, that bought us about ten minutes.”

“Let’s go dig up a dead body.”

“You can’t seriously be thinking of leaving them there.”

“This is exactly the kind of thing that we should be able to fix.”

“Life ain’t fair. Why in the high, holy fuck should death be any different?”

CHAPTER 1: THE RIVER’S EDGE

“i’ve been thinking about us.”

“i’m asking you now if you love me.”

“of course i love you, ____. but i can’t give you the answer you want.”

“one summer can change everything.”

“it’s about following your heart, right?”

“as long as you don’t give up your passion.”

“eventually, there will be a reckoning.”

“that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? it won’t last.”

“are you scared, ____?”

“don’t freak out. just trust me.”

“i’m breakfast at tiffany’s, but this place is strictly in cold blood.”

“he was looking for the girl next door. instead, he found me.”

“you wanted fire? sorry, _________. my specialty’s ice.”

“just… talk to her. it could go a long way. would have gone a long way with me.” 

“you are so perfect. i’ll never deserve you.”

CHAPTER 2: A TOUCH OF EVIL

“romeo and juliet are the exception, not the rule.”

“once again, fate throws us together.”

"sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.”

“what? what are you going to do?”

“i’m not. i want to be. i thought i could be. but it’s too much, too fast.”

“what do you know about it, _____? or about me, even?”

“he wasn’t perfect. but he always tried to do the right thing.”

“sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend.”

“why don’t we both just do that bro thing where we nod like douches & mutually suppress our emotions?”

“is there something you want to tell me, pal?”

“did you & _______ kill him together?”

“i’m alone.”

“we’re not gonna hug in front of the entire town.”

“it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”

“it is not my fault he doesn’t like you.”

CHAPTER 3: BODY DOUBLE

"spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.”

“i don’t follow rules, i make them. & when necessary, i break them.”

“nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”

“you don’t want to slow down, do you?”

“they have zero remorse for the lives they destroy.”

“does he not know who i am?”

“i’d love to stay. but i gotta shake down an evil adventure scout.”

“not bad.”

“maybe i don’t know _______.”

“you came through for me. in a way no one else ever has before.”

“i would’ve done anything to protect _____.”

“i saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”

“maybe we should slow it down a little.”

"she’s right.”

“would i have complete freedom?”

CHAPTER 4: THE LAST PICTURE SHOW

“where did you find all of this?”

“oh, i’m already there!”

“you’re right. i’m selfish, & i’m stupid.”

“make some room, outcasts.”

“what’s next, selling her hair extensions?”

“it’s off-brand & sends a false message about acceptance.”

“shut the hell up, or you’ll find out!”

“i just hate when people disrespect my cinematic experience.”

"i’ll figure it out. i always do.”

“you are not the things you said.” 

“you’re not stupid. this wasn’t your fault.”

“i have a strong inkling.”

“threatened, much?”

“i learned that from the nancy drew detective handbook.”