Here they come, those feelings again!

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I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

I never found myself shocked by lemonparty. I thought it was beautiful, what they had together, at that stage of their lives.

It's 10PM. Do you know where your uncle is?

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]