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trixiemattelsnosecontour

everyone: taylor is coming!!!

me:

drippinwalchemy

I want her to know it was me.

kmetternich08-

Damn

valyriansword-deactivated201907

cersei blowing up the sept was pretty iconic but the fact that she started a pixie cut trend in westeros is a damn close second

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astrologyfever

The Signs as girls

Omg

To real

jphcrk-deactivated20251128

Honestly this is me at 3:45AM two days before

kmetternich08-

Same

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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

Lol

dangerousturkey

Youre shitting me

kmetternich08-

Wut da fack

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mhysa-daenerystargaryen

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

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OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

thegreatbigfourmain

I DONT GET IT

kmetternich08-

Savage

joi-in-the-tardis

My favorite thing from the internet today.

esperian

this gem needs to be documented too

oswinstark

tooloose-lautrec

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They

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”My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i’m like…”

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Same

daydreamsandwhispers

Luke and I have had our ups and downs over the years, but through it all, his relationship with my daughter, Rory, has never changed. He’s always been there for her no matter what. He was there to celebrate her birthdays. He was there cheering her on at her high school graduation. Luke has been a sort of father figure in my daughter’s life.

rootfauna-deactivated20180326

Once Upon A Time This Fish Was Passed Over Because He Was Ugly And Doomed To Live In A Mason Jar:

Four months, a heated, filtered, planted 5.5 tank, a lot of blood worms and regular water checks later:

gattsuboo

i’m crying. he’s as beautiful as a summer’s night sky, when the sun is about to set over the horizon , and the last reflections of blue and pink dance off of fluffy white clouds.

bettagal

Oh my goodness, even if he stayed ugly, this story warms my heart so much. Aww…

gokuma

BLESS YOU, GOOD FISH-SAVING PERSON

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Lol

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a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

teacupballerina

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e

SWEET JESUS

iguanamouth

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse