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Omery and her girlfriend Alys <3
i finally digitised this drawing i did ages back ^^
finally finished uploading all three of my main trio of ocs onto artfight!
they work at a detective agency that specialises in magic-related incidents. and when I say "work at" I mean it's just the three of them. Omery is the newest recruit, for a long time it was just Moira and Emile.
Still gotta write up all of their lore, but here's a couple of doodles of them: (ft. some of my other ocs)
after reading kasa7 I couldn't stop imagining kohane convincing the rest of vbs to come see wxs's first independent show, hyping it up so much and then they watch it and its got so many heartbreaking scenes. imaging an and akito watching the loud weird kids from their school screaming and crying over murdering each other and being dragged to hell.
the juxtaposition between some of their older and newer shows is crazy lol
akito: how did you act that so well? kasa: oh sakaki (grown ass adult btw) had me method acting imagining killing my family akito: what kasa: what
updated persona ^^
ive been sketching out an updated desing of my persona for the last couple months and finally drew it up digitally today :)
(don't mind the bsd sketch) these were my inital drawings (also a slightly newer artstyle)
heres the new (right) and old (left) design side by side for comparison

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Pixel Space Pattern - Original & Resized
I was trying to find a pixel space pattern for a character profile coding of mine while browsing P/interest.
At least 90% of the images were just A/i generated garbage so I spent hours drawing my own pattern instead.
This is free to use (personally) also! All I ask is for you to link back to the original post of mine, as a source credit :] Enjoy! Artwork by @greaserdemon
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Been a while since I've drawn my fav <3
(I might do a compilation of him throughout the years in my different art styles, I think that might be fun!)
GIFTS - MASTERPOST
! in alphabetical order of gift reciever :3
for: @a-mysterious-ghost
- gifted by @/disgruntled-rat -
We've Got A Story (A Dotted Line) - fanfic
for: @attheendhello
- gifted by @/flowerghost7 -
Sorry About My Nan poster - art
for: @awkwardturtleforgood
- gifted by @/herbss-world -
The Mystery of The Cloudhouse Scene - art
for @deityoftheuniverse
- gifted by @/drownedscribe -
Amber Skies - fanfic and art
for: @disgruntled-rat
- gifted by @/unicornofthemidwest -
Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House - fanfic
Annabutch - playlist
for: @drownedscribe
- gifted by @/hufflepuffcookie -
Bubbamiah - art
for: @eggtartsandwitches
- gifted by @/solar93 -
Embers of Snow - fanfic
Ditch and Esmeranna - collage and art
for: @flowerghost7
- gifted by @/joyfulj08 -
Jemima Stevens - art
for: @fullset-o-lovers
- gifted by @/phantombegruvia -
New Years - fanfic
for: @gleepglorprocks
- gifted by @/randomfangirl32 -
multiple drawings - art
for: @gottagobackintime
- gifted by @/eggtartsandwitches -
so sits the ghost calling love home - fanfic
for: @herbss-world
- gifted by @/pandora-audax -
CDIYW Bookmarks - art/physical media
for: @hufflepuffcookie
- gifted by @/raccooninthedaytime -
Not Another Christmas Movie - fanfic
for: @ilikeasstrology
- gifted by @/a-mysterious-ghost -
His but to Do and Die - fanfic
for: @joyfulj08
- gifted by @/gleepglorprocks -
Samta, and The Milkman - art
for: @kingcharl3sthe3rd
- gifted by @/gottagobackintime -
Someone's Waiting for You (TGOTAT) - gifset
for: @kloudien
- gifted by @/the-mysterious-cube -
Alexa and Janusz at Christmas - art
for: @moonsanoverthinker
- gifted by @/kingcharl3sthe3rd -
Death for a Dollar - playlist
for: @pandora-audax
- gifted by @/kloudien -
Annabelle & Butch, Christmas Tree Delivery Wagon - art
for: @phantombegruvia
- gifted by @/somerset-gasoline -
Phantom Begruvia - art
for: @pythoneon
- gifted by @/attheendhello -
you said there had to be a way out of all this - art
for: @raccooninthedaytime
- gifted by @/someacedude -
Haunted Diary Video - animation
Just a Grieving Widow - fanfic
for: @randomfangirl32
- gifted by @/reiiyo04 -
Tragic Children Circle! - art
for: @reaganmk
- gifted by @/fullset-o-lovers -
Creak in the Attic Christmas - fanfic
for: @reiiyo04
- gifted by @/awkwardturtleforgood -
Christmas Vignettes (TGOTAT) - fanfic
for: @solar93
- gifted by @/deityoftheuniverse -
we need to glitter it seems - fanfic
for: @someacedude
- gifted by @/moonsanoverthinker -
Enjoy the Silence (WBTWG) - edit
Christmas Wrapping (Jonnie) - edit
for: @somerset-gasoline
- gifted by @/pythoneon -
to let the feeling linger, to drag it out a little longer (does it put your mind at ease?) - fanfic
for: @sondersunbeams
- gifted by @/that-looks-like-a-trilobite -
That girl... - fanfic
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The Vibe Setters Confused By Krampus Arriving in Hell - art
for: @the-mysterious-cube
- gifted by @/thepandalion -
Leave your troubles outside - fanfic
for: @thepandalion
- gifted by @/vycookie -
Your lips, my lips, apocalypse - fanfic
for: @unicornofthemidwest
- gifted by @/ilikeasstrology -
merry christmas, please don't call - fanfic
for: @very-confused-alpaca
- gifted by @/sondersunbeams -
multiple drawings - art
for: @vycookie
- gifted by @/very-confused-alpaca -
MB&H Scene and Bluebell King Design - art
we hope you all enjoyed <3
My @secret-from-the-samta gift for @pandora-audax!!
Annabelle & Butch, Christmas Tree Delivery Wagon - 22.12.1882
Winter of 1882, Annabelle & Butch had the job of transporting and distributing Christmas trees around their small town. It takes them a good few hours to make the rounds, during which it snowed heavily, however, no matter how cold the weather, they had the warmth of each-other's company.
Annabelle's father took the photo just as they were setting of from the farm to make the first round of deliveries. Neither were aware he was taking the photo but it's now one of their favourites and sits framed on their mantel.

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My @secret-from-the-samta gift for @pandora-audax!!
Annabelle & Butch, Christmas Tree Delivery Wagon - 22.12.1882
Winter of 1882, Annabelle & Butch had the job of transporting and distributing Christmas trees around their small town. It takes them a good few hours to make the rounds, during which it snowed heavily, however, no matter how cold the weather, they had the warmth of each-other's company.
Annabelle's father took the photo just as they were setting of from the farm to make the first round of deliveries. Neither were aware he was taking the photo but it's now one of their favourites and sits framed on their mantel.
Omg this is so pretty!!!! I love the whole story about it, and your designs are so cool! Thank you sm<3
My @secret-from-the-samta gift for @pandora-audax!!
Annabelle & Butch, Christmas Tree Delivery Wagon - 22.12.1882
Winter of 1882, Annabelle & Butch had the job of transporting and distributing Christmas trees around their small town. It takes them a good few hours to make the rounds, during which it snowed heavily, however, no matter how cold the weather, they had the warmth of each-other's company.
Annabelle's father took the photo just as they were setting of from the farm to make the first round of deliveries. Neither were aware he was taking the photo but it's now one of their favourites and sits framed on their mantel.
My @secret-from-the-samta gift for @kloudien!
Alexa and Janusz spending Christmas together...
One of the few days Alexa is busy learning ballet and Janusz isn't helping his father clean the building is Christmas. So, while their parents talk to family, they run off and Alexa shows Janusz basic ballet positions. Alexa tries her best to teach Janusz what she knows, but it soon gets late. Alexa wishes she could've taught Janusz more, but Janusz reassures her it's fine and that hanging out with her was probably the best Christmas gift he got.
Merry Christmas, Kloudien!
Oh my gosh this is so beautiful!! Thank-you so much!! I adore this art and I love the little story you added behind it!! It looks so warm and cosy I love the colours you chose ^^ and alexa and janusz look so adorable!! Thankyou so much again!!
I hope you had a wonderful christmas!! <3 <3
Art by Yuming Li
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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Third times the charm // chapter 4!!! (final chapter)
Group 10 in the improv fic challenge!!!
Group 10: @fern-daysss @frenchtoastbuzzbuzz @kloudien
organised by @sfth-improvised-fic
Chapter 4:
Alice-Laura rushed out of the bathroom and across the hall to her little brotherâs room.
There was no time to waste.
She flung the door of the bedroom open and stormed into Jimmy sitting cross legged on the floor, staring at his iPad, playing some kind of game with a bunch of bright colours involved. Upon Alice-Lauraâs entrance he looked up from the screen and shouted âAlice! You canât come into my room! I havenât said itâs ok for you to come in!â Alice-Laura groaned and snapped âJimmy this is REALLY serious I need to get daddy back and to do so I need a necklace that Iâm pretty sure you ha-â Jimmy stood up, making the iPad clatter down onto the floor and interrupted Alice-Laura. âLissssyyyyy!!! Get out! Or Iâll tell mummy!â he whined and stomped his foot. Â Alice-Laura let out a sigh of frustration and hurried out of Jimmyâs room, slamming the door behind her. It would be quicker to conform to Jimmyâs silly rules than not, and then having to waste even more time arguing with her mum.
Time was running out.
She took a deep breath and knocked onto Jimmyâs door. A small pause. âWho?â asked Jimmyâs voice from inside the bedroom. âYour sister Alice, Jimmy. May I come in please?â replied Alice-Laura in the sweetest tone she could muster. âOkay, come in,â came Jimmyâs answer and Alice-Laura immediately swung open the door and went over to her little brother. âHey,â she said and rested her hand on Jimmyâs shoulder as his gaze did not leave the iPad as she came in for the second time. Jimmy shoved her hand off and mumbled âwhat!â his eyes still glued to the screen. Sighing, Alice-Laura swiftly grabbed the iPad out of Jimmyâs grip.
There was no time to waste.
Immediately Jimmy looked up at Alice-Laura and screamed, âHEY! Give iPad back!â  Raising the iPad over her head, Alice-Laura looked down at Jimmy and said sternly, âJimmy, you will get iPad back if you can tell me where that necklace that Uncle Braen gave you is, like for your birthday last year or something? Please tell me you remember?â During this, Jimmy listened, eyes fixed on the iPad, mouth agape. As Alice-Laura finished he replied, âummm, yeah Uncle Braen gave me neck -a- lace⌠uhhhh I think its⌠in the drawer there?â he gestured over to the drawer on the other side of the room. âAlright, thanks, that wasnât so hard now was it?â said Alice-Laura, dropping the iPad into Jimmyâs awaiting hands, mumbling to herself that she was thankful that he was being cooperative for once. She leaped over to the drawer and yanked it open. It was a mess.
Broken crayons, scrunched up paper, sticks from outside, stones presumably from the beach, random metal trinkets? And what on earth is that? Christ on a bike Jimmy, your drawer is not a garbage bin!
After a thorough rummage, she saw something that would resemble a necklace and picked it up to look at it more closely. It was a simple piece of jewellery: a plain silver chain accompanied by a round, blood red carnelian pendant. However, after further inspection, Alice-Laura saw that there was a pentagram, and some other smaller symbols intricately carved into the gemstone. Suddenly a quiet, yet somehow booming voice entered her head.
MY PENDANT, WHERE IS IT? DID SOMEONE TAKE IT? ITâS GONE! THOSE THAT HAVE TAKEN IT MUST PAY!
Immediately Alice-Laura dropped the necklace back into the drawer in shock. After composing herself again she thought,
Well, thereâs no doubting this is the right thing Iâm looking for then.
Grabbing one of the scrap papers in the drawer, she carefully wrapped the necklace into it, avoiding having to touch it. This worked well.
Thank goodness no devil voices in my head if I pick it up like this.
She shoved the small package into her pocket and raced to the bathroom.
Wait
If she had to get the necklace to hell, she would have to create another portal, but she couldnât trust Jimmy to go down to dad with the necklace, it was too risky. What if something went wrong? But then she would have to go. But then who would make the portal? Jimmy canât of course. Then who?
Iâm going to have to ask mum for help, I didnât want to involve her, but I guess I have no choiceâŚ
Alice-Laura spun around and leaped down the stairs and into the kitchen where she could hear her mum talking. She burst in and her mum looked at her, phone at her ear. Before Alice-Laura could speak, her mum mouthed âone momentâ and held up her finger. âYes, tomorrow would be good, itâs a hazard you know? Thank you very much. Good day.â finished her mum and then turned her attention to her daughter. âWho was that?â asked Alice-Laura. âOh, I was just calling a carpenter, you know the stairs at the front porch a slightly broken so they need to be fixed before someone like Jimmy has an accidentâŚ. Anyway, what is it dear?â Alice-Laura paused, trying to think of how she would formulate this request, then eventually exclaimed, âOk so mum uh, I know how to get dad back, all I have to do is to give something to him in hell and he will be fine! All I ask is if you can get me and dad back out from hell once I get to him. Its easy! Iâll tell you what to do so donât worry!â and put on the biggest smile she could and hoped her tone was reassuring. Her mum thought for a second then replied, âof course dear, explain to me exactly what I have to do?â Turning around, Alice-Laura answered, âIâll explain in the bathroom, come!â
***
Maureen placed her hand on Johnâs shoulder. He let out a defeated sigh. âWell at least there is some chance she can get both of you back safely?â said Maureen, hoping she could lighten Johnâs mood. Shoving her hand off, John put his head into his hands and cried, âThis is all just some big mess. What have I gotten myself into? What have I gotten her into? My daughter could die and itâs all my fucking fault,â Maureen stuffed her hands into her pockets unsure what to do and noticed Beelzebubette had been staring at them the whole time. They made eye contact. âUhm, do you want a hell-crisp?â she asked and offered a red plastic bag full of black crips at them. John looked up and mumbled, âsureâ grabbing a crisp and popped it into his mouth. It burned his tongue, but he didnât care, it was the least of his worries. Maureen shook her head as she was offered one too and Beelzebubette retracted her arm, reclined in her chair and put her feet up on her desk.
âYou did what you could John. You told her what she can do and then we can hope she follows through. All we can do now is wait and hope for the best. We will just pray that they can get the necklace down here to us.â said Maureen firmly and gripped Johnâs shoulder again. John sighed and agreed âyeah I guess youâre right Maure-â
âWait - wait a moment whoâs coming? I swear to Satan if itâs that little brat of yours again John Iâm going to punch a hole through this desk and quit my job,â interrupted Beelzebubette, knocking over a cup as she swung her legs off the desk, her attention completely directed at John.
âNo, I think it might be his daughter this time Betty,â answered Maureen, and Beelzebubetteâs eyes snapped from her to John as he nodded in agreement.
âWell thank fuck for that,â said Beelzebubette and relaxed, letting out a sigh of relief, spearing a hell-crisp with one of her sharp, crimson nails, popping it into her mouth.
âAnyway John, if your daughter is coming with the necklace, we should be there to receive her, letâs go to the ferryman now because I can see he is on his way over here,â said Maureen and with that, her and John bid all their âgoodbyeâsâ and âsee you later probablyâsâ to Beelzebubette and walked towards the river.
âGâday, where in hell can I take youâs today?â greeted the Ferryman as Maureen and John boarded the ghostly boat. âHello Mr. Ferryman, we actually need to go back to the âlanding pointâ for all the new souls who are being dropped off here, we are expecting someone you see,â answered Maureen and the Ferryman gave them a thumbs up. âJust give me a sec,â he said, âneed to turn the boat around then,â He got up and detached the motor from the front of the boat, attaching it onto the back instead. After taking his seat, he looked back at the passengers and said, âalrighty! Off we go,â
***
âYeah, so after Iâve gone in for about, letâs say twenty minutes? Then say this incantation and if everything has gone to plan, me and dad will reappear right here in the pentagram.â finished Alice-Laura, pointing at a certain passage in âthe satanic ritualsâ. Her mum gave a small sigh and replied, âAlright honey, I trust you, just - just be safe ok,â she reached out and ruffled Alice-Lauraâs hair. Smiling, she said, âDonât worry mum, Iâll be back in a jiffy,â and went to stand in the middle of the pentagram.
***
John paced around his imaginary circle for what felt to be the umpteenth time and groaned.
All my fucking fault, she is going to get herself killed because of my STUPID actions. Oh Alice-Laura, what have I gotten us into?
Maureen stood by the river, talking with the ferryman.
âSo, if you could, it would be lovely if you can hang around here because if things go as they should, we will need a ride back to Satanâs quarters soon,â asked Maureen and quickly glanced back at John who seemed to be mutating into a puddle of depression: she sighed. The Ferryman pulled out a sheet of paper and said, âhmm well I can probably stay here for a little longer, Iâm a little ahead of schedule so Iâm sure I can wait until I start my rounds again,â Thanking him, Maureen walked back over to John and hesitated before asking in a small voice, âJohnâŚum⌠are you⌠alright? Can - can I help?â Johnâs head snapped up to look at Maureen and he hissed, âNo Iâm not fucking alright, what makes YOU think ANY of this could POSSIBLY be alright. My daughter is up there, with barely any leads as to WHAT she is doing, RISKING her life for my IDIOTIC actions. All my fault⌠all my fucking faultâŚ. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK!â He buried his head into his hands. Maureen took a step back, a little shocked by Johnâs sudden outburst, but surprised herself even more as she ended up approaching him again and said in an even smaller voice, âJohnâŚ. pleaseâŚ. itâs notâŚitâs not your faultâŚ. just... just have faith in your daughterâŚshe will find the necklace,â John looked up at Maureen again, and surprised her for the third time by standing quickly up and hugged her tightly.  âSorry Maureen⌠I just⌠overwhelming... worried⌠I donât know-â began John, but Maureen cut him off, âits ok - I understand,â and returned the hug.
THUMP!
âOw,â said Alice-Laura as she found herself on the hard stone floor of hell. John and Maureen immediately looked over and as soon as they realized who it was, they quickly rushed to her. Maureen felt like she ran fast but John overtook her in an instant, scooping Alice-Laura up, shouting âALICE!â and she replied with an equally ecstatic âDAD!â
After a brief reunion, John let his daughter go and started to ask, âso do, do you, you got the um-â
âYes, Iâve got the necklace dad!â answered Alice-Laura and pulled out the package out of her pocket. John kissed her on the head, grabbed her hand and beckoned her over to the awaiting Ferryman.
Eventually, they reached Beelzebubetteâs office once again, and before John even knocked onto the secretaryâs door, they heard her voice saying, âJust fucking come in, John, Maureen whichever or how many you are, at this point I donât give a damn,â John opened the door to see Beelzebubette with her feet still propped up on the desk, the cup she had dropped earlier still on the floor, her mascara was smudged and there was a distinct smell of cigarettes in the room. âYou got the necklace I assume?â said Beelzebubette, her eyes not leaving the pen that she was twirling in one hand. It spun out of control and flew across the room. Fuck. âYes! We got the necklace and - um⌠are you good?â began John the concern growing in his tone the longer he looked at the secretary. âIâm fine itâs just been a rough dayâŚso much rescheduling work to do, didnât have time for lunch and Iâve cracked one of my best nails and bla blaâŚ,â she sighed heavily and finally looked up at them, âwell give me the necklace and Iâll talk to the big man and see what I can do,â John gave Alice-Laura a little nudge and she hesitantly shuffled over to Beelzebubette: she had never seen hell before, let alone the ones that lived there. It had always been Jimmy that went down. So she was bound to being a little nervous. Well I guess there is a first time for everything. She held her breathe as she dropped the packaged necklace onto Beelzebubetteâs desk and almost squeaked as the secretary briefly shook her hand saying, âhello deary, you must be Johnâs daughter, nice to meet you,â As the group waited for Beelzebubette to return, they all jumped as a great booming sound came suddenly from the room in which the secretary was supposedly talking to the âbig manâ. The great booming sound was then accompanied by a smaller higher pitch sound, which they figured was Beelzebubette talking. Another huge boom, followed by some chatter. Eventually the secretary emerged from the room and said, panting a little, âthe boss man said yea! You can get home now - but he is NOT in a good mood goddamn. I could barely understand what he was saying but it was something about his distant cousin turning dead souls into parts of a train instead of directing them here to hell instead or something silly like that,â John pranced over to Beelzebubette and exclaimed, âthank you so much for all your help! Could never have done it without you.â Glancing down at her watch, Alice-Laura mentioned, âright dad, if mum is on schedule, we should be transported back into the living world in about two minutes!â
***
Looking at the big analog clock on the wall, Alice-Lauraâs mum reread the passage of the book in her head again. There should be no way it messes up. It was almost time, just one more minute, she could do this. Thirty seconds Twenty seconds Ten Five Four Three Two One She raised her hand and said the incantation as loudly and clearly as she could. CRACK! Alice-Laura, clutching onto her dad, looking like she was holding on for dear life, and John smiling, staring at his wife, appeared in the middle of the pentagram. Later that evening after dinner, after most of the food had been cleared up, John looked out the window and saw the beginning of what seemed to be a beautiful sunset. He turned to his family, âI should take a walk, I need to feel the fresh air again, its like it gets worse and worse every time I get put back into that horrid place,â he said, and with a sigh, he walked out the door. âWait DAD THE STAIRâS ARE STILL BR-â began Alice-Laura.
CRASH!
âŚ.
âAnd they say that third times the charm,â mused Satan, chuckling to himself and popped another hell-crisp into his mouth.
I HAVE FOUND THE SWEETEST OLD LADY ON YOUTUBE
her name is grammacrackers and sheâs playing minecraft for the first time
this is one of the cutest things iâve seen in a very long time