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Hoseok: Jesus Yoongi, you look ridiculous.

Yoongi: So do you.

Hoseok:

Yoongi: That’s a lie. You always look beautiful.

Hoseok: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C.

Yoongi: Let me guess: Is it...Corpse?

Hoseok: It was cloud. There aren't even any corpses in here

Yoongi: Give it time.

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yoongi really left out the ‘if you’re jealous and it hurts then file a lawsuit’ part with that smirk to prove he’s NOT lipsyncing,,

Yoongi: I can hold the entire world in my hands.

Hoseok: Pfft. Please.

Yoongi: [cupping Hoseok’s face] See?

Hoseok: I- [blushing]

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Jungkook: [bursts into his room] Seokjin can you please cook something? Taehyung's playing dead on the floor and he hasn't gotten up for 2 hours

Seokjin:[covered in the sheets] aHaahah sure ill be right there

Jungkook: thanks [leaves]

Namjoon: [pops head up from underneath Jin's covers] do you think he knew i was here?

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jongin: did u hear about the chef that died

jongin: he pasta way

jongin: we cannoli do so much

jongin: his legacy will become a pizza history

kyungsoo: ASSHOLEKEOE GO TO SLEEP

jongin: he ran out of thyme

Hoseok: Namjoon, I saw that! Why can't you just admit you're gay? It's okay that you are!

Namjoon: What? I'm not!

Hoseok: You were so flirting with Seokjin. That's pretty gay.

Namjoon: I was not! All I said was that his hair smelled like strawberries and his eyes were beautiful, and that he is an amazing person, and that I wish I could always be around him. We're best friends.

Seokjin: You're fucking hopeless.

*Hoseok and Jungkook hanging out together*

Hoseok: *phone rings*

Jungkook: *leans over and checks it, scoffing* You still call your dad, 'daddy'??

Hoseok: *looking straight into Jungkook's eyes, answering the call*

Hoseok: Hi Yoongi.

Jungkook: *falls over*

Jungkook: Guys so we have a huge announcement to make

Namjoon: ...go on

Taehyung: Should i say it?

Jungkook: Lets both do it

Jungkook: So Taehyung and I have been dating for a year now, and we've made a pretty big decision

Taehyung: We've decided to get a lizard

Bangtan: oh

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Jungkook: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 's'.

Taehyung: [looks around until he stares at Yoongi and Hoseok talking] Sexual tension?

Jungkook: We could play Monopoly? That's always fun..ish.

Jimin: I don't like to do things that go on longer than an hour.

Jungkook: Oh, so that's why you only lasted fifteen minutes last night.

Jimin: You can honestly go fuck yourself from now on.

Namjoon: [kisses Seokjin's neck]

Seokjin: what is this?

Namjoon: affection

Seokjin: disgusting

Seokjin:

Seokjin: do it again

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

Jimin: This date is boring.

Jungkook: This isn't a date, Jimin. I said I was going to the store.

Jimin: Then why did you invite me?

Jungkook: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Jungkook I'll do whatever I want!" and walked with me to the store.

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when someone asks “what type of music do you like?” and you gotta decide whether or not you’re ready to just expose yourself like that

Jungkook: I have something to ask

Jimin: *looks at his watch* Uhm, we should hurry up, but, okay, babe, sure go ahead

Jungkook: I’d like to know if you really, huh, like me

Jimin: …

Jungkook: …

Jimin: Babe, we’ve been together for 7 years and we’re getting married in 10 minutes

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