you keep me safe ⚡ i'll keep you wild

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

"is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" is a funny phrase but it's not very inclusive of other pocket sized devices that can be used to maim and murder, so as an alternative i propose "do you want to fuck me or do you want to fuck me up?"

looks like a gta online lobby

napoleon dynamite 2017

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

It hurts, but she's right and I respect her for it

my new favorite chick

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

@wolfthedragon

lmfao!

Legendary

yesss hahaha!

I live for the dude that randomly does the robot. Lmfaooooo

Still hilarious.

Nothing is funny like Dave Chappelle.