infinite baths

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now