infinite baths

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy