it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

“dont use ur phone or computer in bed and you’ll sleep better!”…… then wtf am I gonna jerk off too? the ceiling titty?????

It’s call a lightbulb you idiot

as if those are conflicting interpretations of target

me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*

my future man can pick my big ass up and carry me to every room in the house

I ain’t got no muscles. What if I just dragged you?

:(

Tried to tell yall Gumball was the best current show on CN but tumblr isn’t into it cuz it has no ongoing narrative so they can’t give it the Steven universe effect and make 500 “deezcourse” blogs waging war against each other

what the hell is this

someone finally said it

💯

say it louder for the people in the back