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What this means

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

I remember finding ads in old paperbacks. It was a short-lived experiment from the 70s or 80s I think? It was an insert right in the middle of the paperback, almost always for cigarettes. You could still just pull it out if you wanted.

I’ll always remember my old copy of Invasion of the Body Snatchers had an ad for True cigarettes

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

I remember finding ads in old paperbacks. It was a short-lived experiment from the 70s or 80s I think? It was an insert right in the middle of the paperback, almost always for cigarettes. You could still just pull it out if you wanted.

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

Unpopular opinion I support men in skinny jeans. You claim to love men dressing slutty and this man is showing you the whole form and curvature of his lady lumps ready to be peeled out like an unripe banana and you hate?? Fake fans all around me

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours