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am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

theatre kids are all like “its my comfort musical” and then watch as the main character goes through genuine psychological torture for two hours that is only lightened by the fun catchy music underscoring it all

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down