moved to kittymittenz (1 z) :3

Can't wait for a couple of years in the future when we're all making jokes about the bug race that is gonna be so hard for new users to understand

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

how do you draw wet hair

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

The goat will be burned on the last day of December to symbolize my burning desire for grilled cheese

are you sure you're in the right house

i just went to play this video and it made me click a box saying i wasnt gonna kill myself and then it gave me a 15 second ad for granola bars