sweet but pyscho

JB: So, what exactly does Christmas look like to you? Being like...religious and stuff?

KITTY: Like jesus' second coming.

KITTY: jk.

KITTY: it's p much the same as everyone else's christmas, but we make sure jesus is at the centre of everything we do.

RACHEL: I'm not sure what else I'd request, so that's fine.

RACHEL: Your vocal range isn't the problem, however, you need to work on your song and your choreo for your audition if you're going to prove that you're serious about it.

RACHEL: The only thing I do that gets me solos is work hard, honestly. There's a reason why I only see my friends at school or on weekends. I'm always working on my art.

RACHEL: Thursday it is, bring me your sheet music and we'll work on it in the auditorium :)

KITTY: Yeah i'm not prepared to sacrifice my social life and populartiy for every solo. I defintiely don't care /that/ much.

KITTY: I'll just take this one.

PUCK: you wouldn't want a gentleman getting you off tho

PUCK: you tell me

KITTY: am i that transparent?

JESSE: Can I redeem these points for anything good?

JESSE: Her and Figgins? You really want to picture that?

KITTY: You have to earn 100 points to earn anything redemption worthy.

blaine: i know. i am also weirdly okay with that.

blaine: huh. you’re not wrong. maybe she got tired of the nuggets?

blaine: what’s wrong with Peter?!?

blaine: also Sebastian is not a Peter.

he’s better than a Peter.

[...]

blaine:... should i be worried about that do you think? that he’s tight lipped about stuff?

kitty: there is no such thing as getting tired of nuggies.

kitty: peter is fine. but he's got a vibe to him.

JESSE: oh.

JESSE: OH.

JESSE: you mean she's .... 🤏?

JESSE: that makes a lot of sense, actually.

KITTY: ten points to jesse.

KITTY: it does right?? that or she's super into principal figgins.

RACHEL: If you stop telling me what I can and cannot pull off, you'll have a better chance of me not leaving you on read.

RACHEL: I'm offering you help, so please don't insult me. That's my single request, okay?

RACHEL: Next week would be fine, do you have anything particular you want to work on? I could help you practice if you need. I have a Big Brother/Big sister meeting on Monday and yearbook on Wednesday but I think Thurs should be free.

KITTY: Fine fine, i'll bite my tongue. But I'm screenshotting the text that says that'll be your single request.

KITTY: My vocal range is like a gift from God himself, so i'm pretty great THERE. But I want a solo, so teach me what ever it is you do to get them all.

blaine: i don’t think i would be a good puppet master but i can recognize the energy in that room.

blaine: do we know why they fizzled?!

blaine: so for our own entertainment we want to keep Spencer, Ben, Bennett, Brendan, and... on the show he’s not done much yet but when I look them over online Peter sticks out to me.

blaine: time may tell how much...

blaine: crossing everything for it to happen for you.

kitty: you're right. you'd be a horrible puppet master.

kitty: "communication issues". tbh it does make me question tayshia's judgement bc JPJ is the best thing to happen to chicken nuggets and the bachelor franchise since sean lowe.

kitty: exactly. lol you would like peter... you totally have a type.

blaine: i'd love to be a fly on the wall for that!

blaine: it's a little easier to watch yes. although I hear rumblings that her ex might crash the show, which *yawn* we've been there and done that... but your thoughts on that?

blaine: i could see it; in regards to spencer. he's not horrible to look at.

blaine: uhm YES. also i'm completely biased because that was a favorite look on him for me. when we were dating. i think it's the hair too.

blaine: are we seriously inserting all the guys we know as bachlors this season?!?!?

blaine: then it's definitely time for the men to get over themselves and do it.

blaine: or...someone to profess their love for chris.

kitty: you wanna learn to be a puppet master too??

kitty: ugh. the only person I'd be happy with crashing is JPJ, but he's already gushed about how happy he is for her. (because he is a GEM)

kitty: right?? bennett is not going to win, but i'm selfishly hoping she keeps him around so i can watch him flourish like the king he is.

kitty: yes. apparently we are. but seriously... he's jesse.

blaine: still... i’m sorry.

blaine: chris is a saint.

blaine: what do you think of the new girl? and any men that stand out to you as possible romances?

blaine: also i think it’s time for two of the men to fall for each other in the house and run off together.

kitty: chris is a genius. like, i just want to meet him and find out his ways.

kitty: tayisha is about a thousand times better than clare... in every concievable way. i think spencer's a bit of a front runner, probs helps that he's SUPER HOT.

kitty: also... BRENDAN IN THE TURTLE NECK. Did you get jesse vibes??

…I mean, I don’t make decisions based on what Jesse St. Sucks may or may not have to say about it, do you?

Lol no. But he wasn’t wrong, at least this time... you choked, dude. I think it’s safe to say we all had a case of second hand embarassment for you. 

RACHEL: I wouldn't go as far as to say I can't pull off pop. I am saying that some songs aren't my particular style or cup of tea.

RACHEL: You're welcome.

KITTY: Eh. There's like maybe one or two songs you could pull off.

Says who?

Common sense? You’re not actually in charge... You’re a student, not a God, and glee club lets every tom dick and harry in. The “auditions” are just to make Mr Schue feel important. 

JESSE: what do you mean?

JESSE: like a gun?

KITTY: Um no.

SAM: so if it's not a good breakfast then it'll be over the shirt?

SAM: what if it's the best breakfast in the world?

KITTY: OR i'll just kick you out and ask you to come back with a better breakfast.

KITTY: But with christmas coming, I'm feeling festive, so that's like a worst case scenario.

blaine: well that’s just ... great.

blaine: sorry though. i’m sure he’ll come around.

blaine: thanks.

blaine: we can go back to our regularly scheduled bachelorette discussion and forget about it.

kitty: eh, it's fine.

Have a lot of respect for everyone that’s been in glee, or performs for others at all, doing whatever. I’ve played sports in front of huge crowds of people for like my whole life and I’ve never choked as bad as I did today… in front of like ten people.

It’s easier to perform when yo’ure like naturally gifted at something. If you don’t want to feel the wrath of Jesse for the rest of eternity, maybe bust out the karaoke machine and do performances for your mom? ... You know, like toddlers do when they’re learning.