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duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

As a Catholic, I'm just gonna be honest-- I'm sick of the LGBT community's constant discourses on sexual morality, kink, foreplay, what type of sexual deviance is morally acceptable, what type of overt sexual display is appropriate for public spaces. I was recently in wal-mart tire center.. can't think of a more mundane, inoffensive third space.... Wal-mart. Tire center. Well guess what? Yup,"Radioactive" on the PA. If you didn't already know, Dan Reynolds professes the heresy of Arius. I did NOT consent to listen to Heretic's music while waiting for my tire rotation, and I feel very hurt and moreover harmed by this. And you're all worried about... What? Running into a gimp at Pride? About going for a tinkle in the club and seeing some asscheek? Get a grip sweetie, and a life while you're at it. Some of us have real problems.

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

i'm going to argue that chronically online and chronically on phone are two different things actually. the phone internet is different from the real internet and companies are trying desperately to make the real internet more like the phone internet... and they're sadly succeeding. hope this makes sense and if it doesn't oh well