Prepare to be Unimpressed

Modern day love story

my WHOLE fucking heart

Bitch!

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

LET’S GO

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

i dont know what this is but i find it funny so im reblogging

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

lost in the sauce

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

hi this is so FUCKING funny

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?