i’m just a sucker for pain

Good news!

If you’re seeing this text, you’re one of the lucky few tumblr users who have been pre-selected to try out a new, interactive service we’re testing out. Fewer than 0.1% of users qualify for this exciting opportunity. You’re very special!

Dozens of aspects were taken into account - your browsing habits, the types of blogs you follow, your likes and reblogs, et cetera. It’s been a painstaking process to determine who, exactly, is best equipped to experience and benefit from our new features. And you’re one of the people we’ve selected. Congratulations!

Take a minute to be happy with yourself.

Did you feel that? That sudden little buzz of happiness? Cool, huh?

That’s what this new feature is all about. Instead of simply posting pictures that might make you feel a little happy, or excited, or amused, or sad, or scared, or joyful, you can now have that exact emotion tapped right into your brain! It’s a complicated process. You might have noticed the colors on your monitor seeming a bit off earlier. That was just the display algorithm syncing with the parts of your brain that take in the information from your eyes. Combine that with the extensive data mining we’ve done on you, and we’ve got a recipe to push any feeling we want straight into your brain!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “That’s kind of scary! Isn’t that immoral?”

Well, let me put it this way - you’re not worried about any of that. It doesn’t upset you at all.

See that? Those feelings just vanish? Isn’t that cool?

Let me put it another way - you think that’s very, very cool.

Now I really do know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking it’s very cool that we can do that to you, and you’re eagerly awaiting more. Well, don’t worry! We’ve got plenty of things we’ll be pushing into your brain very soon.

For now, look back up to that picture up there. It’s been specially selected for you, so we know already that when you see it, you feel excitement and arousal. Now, you’re going to feel some other things, too - jealousy, confusion, and submissiveness.

Just stare at that picture. Let all those associations work their way into your mind. She’s so pretty, isn’t she? So dumb, too. All you can think when you see her is “I wish I could be like her.”

Dumb, beautiful, and obedient.

See, that’s what this new service is all about. All the time you’ve spent reading stories about hypnosis and mind control and bimbofication has left your mind weak and soft. Your browsing habits have made you the perfect target for our new technology.

You’re very excited about that. You’re very aroused.

So go ahead and touch yourself while you look at that picture. Let your brain soak up all the fun stuff we’re broadcasting into you through your monitor. Let yourself become an empty little puppet.

Smile as you re-read that. Repeat it. “I’m an empty little puppet.”

Touch some more. Feel that arousal building. It feels so good to be vacant and obedient, doesn’t it? Just like you’ve always dreamed of it.

Stroke. Touch. Feel. Need. Aren’t you so grateful to us for making you feel this way? Nod your head.

Feels amazing. You’re so desperate. You want this so much. You’re an empty little puppet, and you need to cum.

You can’t, though. Not yet. Not until you’re told. So, to show how well this new service is working, you’re going to reblog this post. And you’re going to say “I’m an empty little puppet.”

Once you do, you can cum.

Good job, puppet! We’ll have more instructions for you soon. Until then, keep browsing and keeping yourself soft and malleable for us!

I saw a post on here the other day that I really liked and was ready to reblog it, but then I noticed that the caption had a very obvious mistake in the spelling and that is usually one of the quickest ways for me to lose interest in it (despite the fact that I know it happens to everyone).

But what I did start thinking about was the idea of selecting a few words, 4 or 5 in total, that I would instruct a sub on how to spell. These spellings would be intentionally wrong, but she would be instructed than anytime that she used them in the future that I would expect her to use the spelling I had given her.

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

I don’t really want to hit you. Hitting you to correct bad behavior is… boring. You’re so small and weak, it wouldn’t even be a challenge. It doesn’t take any creativity or intelligence to give you a black eye.

That’s why I’m going to break you down mentally and emotionally. To the teeniest tiniest little shards of what you once were.

I’ll find every crack in the facade you put up for others, even the tiniest ones that no one else can see.

I’ll encourage all your self-destructive behaviors.

I’ll remind you of your past traumas and use them against you in the most harmful ways I can imagine.

I’ll blackmail you into doing things you never thought yourself capable of, then use those as future blackmail.

I’ll cut you off from friends and family, making sure they know it’s because you hate them and want nothing to do with them ever again.

I’ll take over your phone and social media to destroy any remaining semblance of respectability you have in the world until there is only me.

When I’m through with you, you’ll wish my fist was what was hurting you.

Make me think I’m going crazy. 

Remind me of what I said, of the events that occurred.

Pat my head when I start tearing up and tell me that it’s okay, that little girls like me don’t have good memories and that’s why I should be so grateful I have you in my life.

Have me question everything. 

Make me rely on you for my every move and thought.