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Three Goblin Art
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hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON

Cosmic Funnies
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Xuebing Du

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styofa doing anything
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we're not kids anymore.

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr đĽł
Good times.. good timesđ

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Aaaand we may be back in business đ
Damn.
Itâs been over a year since Iâve posted. Tumblr just hasnât been the same. :/
Throwback time for Sunday Bumday đ đ

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This file is designed to create a complete state of total emptiness in the listener, which lasts for a full half hour. During this time, the listener will be completely empty, without thoughts, simply basking in the bliss of complete blankness. As always, feel free to leave feedback and send suggestions.
You fit, you fit, you fitâŚ
10.29.18 with @captaincantsitstill
(Do not edit/remove caption or youâll be blockedâ¨)
Bite me.
Him: *bites my hip to mark me*
Me: *half giggle-half moan* I donât think thatâs enough to leave a bruise.
Him: *growls and dives back in for a second bite, doubling the pressure.*
Me: *yelps like a fucking puppy, moaning and squirming til heâs done.*
Him: Send me a picture of that as it sets in.
My Dom Shows Me Respect By...
Hearing me out even when he disagrees with me.
Backing off when I say something is really too much.
Keeping his ego in check when making decisions for us.Â
Respecting my limits.
Loving me for being me. Â
Handling tough discussions with care and a calm tone of voice.Â
Being my safe place.Â
Staying on top of his responsibilities within our relationship.
Seeing value in my personality, including the soft, cautious and sensitive parts.
Double-checking his views or decisions if I voice concerns.
Following the D/s hierarchy.Â
Recognizing and accepting our differences.Â
Working hard to earn my trust.Â
Holding me accountable.Â
Understanding that somedays submission is hard.Â
Using D/s to help me grow in ways I find meaningful. Â
Believing in me.
Showing up to support, guide, or discipline me as needed, even when itâs hard. Â
Trusting that I am trying even when I fall short.Â
Giving me boundaries.Â
Protecting my sensitive heart.Â
Being patient with me.Â
Setting goals for me that are achievable.Â
Building me up.Â
Considering his impact on me.Â
Trusting me.Â
Being dedicated to me.Â
Encouraging me to say ânoâ when I need to.Â
Doing his best to make the best decisions.Â
Staying loyal to me.
Speaking kindly of me. Â
Advocating for what is best for me.Â
Caring about my pleasure.Â
Being clear about what he expects from me.Â
Analyzing his perspectives, beliefs, and actions regularly.Â
Being open and honest with me.
Forgiving me when I make mistakes.
Viewing us as a team.
Keeping his promises and commitments.Â
Remembering the value of my submission.Â
A good list that will help you be a better Dom if you do it. Thank you for sharing!
I promise this to those I Dom and expect this from those I submit to.
Forced Misspelling
I saw a post on here the other day that I really liked and was ready to reblog it, but then I noticed that the caption had a very obvious mistake in the spelling and that is usually one of the quickest ways for me to lose interest in it (despite the fact that I know it happens to everyone).
But what I did start thinking about was the idea of selecting a few words, 4 or 5 in total, that I would instruct a sub on how to spell. These spellings would be intentionally wrong, but she would be instructed than anytime that she used them in the future that I would expect her to use the spelling I had given her.
Thereâs nothing inherently sexual about this command, but something about it really intrigues me. As a sadist, I know that most of the subs I have ever talked with would be driven crazy by this command to do something like that intentionally wrong based on my command. Itâs enough of a mindfuck that it really appeals to me and would be curious how it would play out.
This shit is level 9000
Always glad to see people enjoying my ideas
Im not sure which side of this Iâd want to be on....

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Tumblr's new NSFW restrictions and why turning off safe mode won't work
So Iâve been doing some reading and wow. Just fucking WOW.
Tumblr, youâve actually outdone yourself here. All the bullshit cookies for you!
Lowdown:
Tumblrâs new approach to NSFW content (other than blocking certain tags on apps) includes splitting the NSFW blog flagging options in two.
You can now flag your blog* as NSFW or Adult.
Whatâs the difference? This:
Taken from Tumblrâs new NSFW policy page.
Now me? Iâm a NSFW blog. I occasionally reblog raunchy fanart and pretty pictures of scantily clad hot people. This means that:
If people are browsing in Safe Mode (which is the default, CHEERS TUMBLR) and are not following me they will see nothing of mine in the search or tags.
Let me be clear: NOTHING OF MINE.
My whole blog is flagged as NSFW even though I mostly reblog stupid comics of tv characters failing to use stairs. So for every one NSFW post I have that these Safe Mode users donât want to see, theyâll miss the nine other posts I make about werewolves in pink knitted sweaters.
Pretty shit huh? Oh wait, bro, it gets better.
Thatâs blogs flagged NSFW. Blogs flagged Adult have it INFINITELY shittier.
Porn-intensive blogs have ZERO visibility beyond the dash. Unless a user is following them, they are invisible. Even reblogs are tetchy because with the new restrictions, anyone reblogging NSFW content runs the risk of being flagged as NSFW themselves and thus might not take the risk.
So porn blogs: crippled, basically. No dicks and o-faces for you, tumblr users. But howâs this for another, infinitely more terrifying, approach: all those sex-ed blogs? All those beautiful how-to-masturbation, body-positive and sex-positive blogs? Under the current definitions:
You guessed it: theyâre Adult. If theyâre not flagged as such by the blog owners themselves, tumblr can do it for you:
âIf youâre not sure how you should flag your blog you can leave it unflagged, but keep in mind that it may be flagged automatically.â (x)
So there you have it.
Fuck. Basically. Everything.
PS: Anyone wanting to turn Safe Mode off (because hey, if you havenât checked yours yet, itâs totally on! YAY!):
Hit your settings icon
In the left hand menu hit Dashboard
And uncheck the âbrowse tag pages in safe modeâ
Itâs nowhere near a complete solution, but itâs as much as weâve got right now.
* Or Iâm assuming youâll be able to? This feature is greyed out for me atm. A+ rollout of functionality there, tumblr.
i checked, and it does NOT have me automatically in safe mode. and i donât remember ever unchecking it?
I have thought something was wrong when I couldnât find anything in the search results⌠I have disabled safe mode long ago.. but ever since the âcookieâ rule from EU and the following update from Tumblr everything has turned sour.. I canât find anything anymore. I canât find a fix..
This must be why their search results have changed from no longer having that option to turn on and off 18+ content blogs đ¤đ¤đ¤
@theassholeantiarchive2-0 @romelle-against-antis @olderthannetfic @freedom-of-fanfic have you seen this bollocks?!
@puddingpong
yep
nothing with nsfw/ nsfw related tags show up on the search
EVEN if you have safe search offÂ
how are we supposed to find anything, why does tumblr allow us to post nsfw and adult content if its not gonna reach anyone
Hehe...
PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if youâre into that kind of thing.
The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure on the carotid arteries to stop oxygen circulation to the brain. So tops, please create a V shape with your hands, which allows the fleshy part of the palm to rest against the oesophagus without causing any obstruction to the windpipe, and press down on the arteries. Itâs not about stopping your bottom from breathing completely, but making them lightheaded.
This is very, very important!
Also, please donât attempt any choking whilst under the influence because your better judgement may be impaired and you can cause some serious damage.
Choking is serious business, if youâre going to engage in it, please be sure to practise it properly and in a safe manner!
Important read.
If youâre gonna do it, might as well do it right.
kinky girl probs: getting sternly talked to about something serious and getting slightly turned on
This happens to me all the damn time .-. i need to calm down.
Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cell in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesnât have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joined the population of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.
For those of you who have not heard of The Silver Ring Splint Company, they are a company that custom makes finger splints that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Donât believe me? Well I canât even tell you how many compliments Iâve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still have hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!
The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!
If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocations please check out this amazing company!
http://www.silverringsplint.com
Iâm literally crying right now. I will be able to use my hands!!! As it stands I canât do dishes, hold things, write, hold books, type, without pain or dislocation. Oh my gosh. This is a miracle.
@peaceypanic
those are gorgeous and that is amazing how well theyâre working! signal boost!
I love these things. I use one for my thumb because due to arthritis I have very little strength/support in the joint and therefore often canât do anything. My splint makes it possible for me to do my job, do the shit i need to do and not have as bad of pain.Â
these are so cool
omg the first ehlers danlos post Iâve seen, this makes me happy!
We love Siris Ring Splints (silverringsplints.com)! Â But we know not everyone has the same price points or style so we have a whole page of splints (and braces too) oer on PrettySick Supply so you can shop your own style and cost! Â And a lot of the folks weâve found are others with EDS and hypermobility issues who support themselves by selling the splints they make!
So you can support your fingers, and your community⌠all at the same time!
well, these are useful AND look fantastic

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Our last 1.5 years in Numbers
I mentioned frequently already that I have âa thing for numbersâ so today I did this little list. Not for you explicitly, but just because I had âan itchâ to do it a little bit for myself and mainly for my Master, but when I was finished I thought itâs kind of interesting and something worth sharing. SoâŚ
________
525 days - since our first contact
499 days - since our first date
440 days - since we moved in together and became a couple
109 days - since we married
which means
26 days - between first contact and first date (coincidence, that He had a family europe trip planned to visit relatives in Norway, for only a month after our first contact)
60 days - between first date and moving in together
(86 days - between first contact and becoming a couple)
332 days - between moving in and wedding
(417/391 days - between first contact/date and wedding)
YeahâŚIt all happened pretty quickly between us⌠You can imagine how delighted our parents were about us marrying some foreigner from the other side of the planet after only 11 months together, haha
_________
423 days - of the 440 since we became a couple, we spent together
17 days - we spent apart (10 days He was in Japan, 5 on a business trip (the first trip, the one to Brussels, had been cancelled), 2 I was in Cologne while He was at home)
23 hours at least - of the day that we spend together (one hour sometimes when I go shopping for groceries during His work time)
________
8793 km (5464 miles) - distance He traveled to be with me
777 km (482 miles) - distance I traveled to be with Him
70,726 km (43,947 miles) - distance He traveled in total during the last 1.5 years
23,726 km (14,723 miles) - distance I traveled in total during the last 1.5 years
of which 22,949 km (14,260 miles) - distance we traveled together
________
5 times - we moved (3 times within the city, then Canada and back)
7 cities in 3 countries - weâve been to together (not counting places we went through while travelling, only cities we actually visited)
25 - members of His family, friends and neighbors I met
5 - members of my family (4) and friend (1) He met
5 - times that we visited His family
4 - times that we visited my family (incl 1 when my mom visited us)
1 - Christmas and Birthday (each) we spent together
7 times - that I had to take off my collar (family visits and doctorâs appointments/medical reasons, and once when He filed the edges)
9 times - we had to go to a doctorâs office, clinic or hospital together (5 times because of me, 4 times because of Him)
of which 1 time - that His life, as in physical survival, was in danger (and eventually Him spending a night in the ERâs shock room and me, totally nerve wrecked, at His bedside holding His hand while He was mumbling nonsense from the morphine)
1 - stuffed animal that He got me (:
1 or 2 - times that we skipped breakfast or dinner
26 - different papers we have to file in with the German government to get Him a marriage visa (including getting our Canadian marriage acknowledged here)
________
1 - fight we had (during my detox)
0 - promises He made to me that He broke
1 - promise I made to Him that I broke
2 times - that I disobeyed Him (very special, complex circumstances though, not 'just becauseâ)
4 - times we went through some serious shit together, the kinds that easily and often completely tank a relationship
including 1 time - that this actually happened / break up (in the very beginning, 4 weeks after we got together), followed by a metatalk to find the problem and how to solve it
1.5 days - between break up and getting back together / that we were separated
0 - times afterwards, that anything threatened our relationship again
once - that He seriously made me cry out of sadness and desperation with something He said
once - that I seriously made Him cry out of sadness and desperation with something I said
________
Estimated average values (all 'per dayâ and to all applies a 'at the very leastâ)
10 - that we laugh together
including 1 time - that we play with the otherâs wedding band, then say something like 'Youâre stuck with me - foreeevaaaaa!â and then we laugh
20 - that we hug and/or kiss each other, hold hands, that I lick or chew on Him, sometimes boop His nose (and giggle), that He plays with my hair or slaps my ass, or other loving or weird expressions of affection
3 - that we have a (real) conversation (not just a few sentences) about ourselves or a topic that we both find interesting
once - that I learn something from Him that I didnât know before
5 - that I tell Him 'I love Youâ
5 - that He shows me, non verbally, 'I love Youâ in some way
5 - that He does something that causes me to say 'You are so weird! ⌠I love that about You!â, usually followed by a kiss
0.33 - that, after I asked for a specific English word, I say 'Whaaat? You donât have a word for that in English? Well in German we have an extra word for that, and itâsâŚâ
0.33 - that something reminds Him of a (weird) song and when I ask what it is, after He started singing it, He says 'Whaaat? Have you never heard of this song?!â
_________
Prophecies (estimated Minimum values)
55 - more years that we will have together before one of us dies (probably I, because we decided that I have to die before Him since Iâm more dependant on Him than He is on me and also I couldnât deal with this kind of a loss anyway - and we just expect death/fate to abide by this decision of ours)
10/5- cats/dogs that we will have during this time
0 - breakups/divorce or relationship breaks, cases of adultery, betrayal/disloyalty or other intentional damage caused to each other
10 - more serious fights and challenging situations that we will have about something (weâre only humans after all)
lots - of tears that we will cry, weâre both emotional beings so thereâs no way around tears, but more of them of joy rather than sadness
4 - cars that we will have, consecutively (I donât like getting another car if itâs not really necessary, I form a bond with my car and drive it until it dies and then Iâm sad)
20 - sheep or alpaka that we will have at some point on the farm in Canada
hundreds - more of good and bad TV shows and movies that we will watch together and dissect for their logical flaws
thousands - of interesting, challenging, funny, serious, important, irrelevant, meaningful conversations
tens of thousands - of whiplashes, cane or crop hits, ass- and face slaps, electro shocks, and hours restrained blindfolded and/or gagged, for me :D
millions - of things that we will learn about each other during our lifetime
5 - times that I will cause some serious major fuck up (Iâm talking on the scale of accidentally burn down the house or kill the cat or cut off His or my arm or the like) that He will forgive me in the end after some sort of really nasty punishment
Iâm such an optimist (:
Wait⌠what? 10 cats 5 dogs???
Dovey, we need to talk.
This is absolutely fucking beautiful. No joke, so amazingly beautiful.
Many congratulations and hopes for many more!!!
Pro tip
Before asking her about her cuntâŚ
Try asking things like-
How did she sleep
Has she eaten
Has she been drinking water
Itâs not that difficult to be a human being.
100 percent agree with all of this
Subs are human too, no matter how much you dehumanized them before...
THEY ARE STILL HUMAN.