A Dragon's Nest

an MDZS Reverse Big Bang fic

10k, rated T, wangxian, no warnings

Post-canon, Getting Together, Drunk Lan Wangji, Cloud Recesses Rabbits, Angst and Fluff with a Happy Ending

“Here we are,” Wei Wuxian murmurs softly, to mask the horrible fondness in his voice. The queasiness of what he said in the forest hasn’t faded, joined by anxiety that Lan Zhan might actually remember it. “Into bed you go.”

The clumsy act of depositing Lan Zhan onto his bed almost feels familiar, now, for the third time. The secret intimacy of it, his charming helplessness. But there’s something else to it tonight. It feels…allowed, instead of stolen. Though he knows he shouldn’t let it get to him. None of this is allowed at all.

Before Wei Wuxian leaves the Cloud Recesses, he accidentally gets Lan Wangji drunk. Unavoidably, some things are said (and done).

WEKA steal your sandwiches. Weka steal your biscuits. Weka steal your spoons. Weka will steal anything that’s not in your hand and run away laughing to themselves. 

And Keas will steal all the chrome and rubber off your car while you admire New Zealand’s stunning scenery. Kea are trolls XD 

All NZ birds are super quirky but that doesn’t sound like a kiwi- you have to actively look for Kiwis in areas you know they’ll be and at night time. They’re classified as threatened, with the population dropping every week.