What if it was really stupid

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I've seen this on pinterest and someone has printed out and framed it which is so surreal. I don't remember literally any context behind making this. at the time we'd never even seen so much as a Jerma clip. the most we've seen to date are a few compilations. hamcore jerma edit.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

my memory foam pillow won't shut the fuck up about 9/11

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

A motorcycle is powered by a motor. This implies that a bicycle is powered by one's bisexuality.

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil