shit memory who dis

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

THE POST GOT BETTER

If we all helped each other, the world wouldn’t suck

I love this.

I always reblog things like this so people can know they happen, and there are worse ways to start a week.

^ This

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

it got better

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

note to self: read the books you’ve already got you ass