Line.Dance.Death.

  “Paying high prices ? I am only paying the value of the item. Those people are professionals, they know better than me the value of the items they sell as they are their field specialties. Their chosen price is simply fair, as all transactions are based upon respect and trust.”

He’s really bad at this.

"What are you saying? So you just pay whatever amount someone asks you for without any sort of consultation of any kind? That’s so irresponsible, it’s like you are asking to be scammed, no...you most certainly have gotten scammed before, I can assure you.” She was not sure whether if his unawareness was endearing or terribly tragic, just how many people in Teyvat had taken advante of this foolish, foolish man.

　“……….I’m not paying for his affection, Miss. He just always forgets to bring his own wallet.”　

Not affection? Well, whatever it was, the point she was trying to make was a different one.

“But how then, am I to procure what I need. And properly take care of precious pieces of art which need to not be carelessly handled ? Or appreciate the works of others to their just value by providing for the artisans ?”

His standard for what is the minimum acceptable for a living is very, very high.

“There has to be a set budget for all those things,of course. By paying high prices for something that otherwise no one else would by you are opening the door for inflation, and actually hurting everyone else’s business and livehood. It’s incredibly irresponsible to spend more money in your needs than the needs of everyone else, you are just another citizen and you must live with the budget of one.”

Wait a minute… He can feel himself dying a bit inside. “… There must be a misunderstanding. I do not partake in compensated dating… I do hope we do not look like that.” Did Childe look like someone who would pay someone for dating  ? That couldn’t be because of his appearance… right ?

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“… this doesn’t make entire sense, because I didn’t pay for anything.”

Childe ( @narvvhal​ ) did.

　A sigh. “Can confirm.” He did.

“… this doesn’t make entire sense, because I didn’t pay for anything.”

Childe ( @narvvhal​ ) did.