me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

the hardest time i’ve ever laughed was when i tried to read “pooh’s adventures of me” out loud to my friends in a mcdonald’s i remember crying laughing for like 3 solid minutes trying to read it

“:(” in all caps

One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.

The Punk/Emo divide was clear even in the time of Shakespeare.

Minecraft and his dog

Minecraft and his dog ..

Minecraft and his Dog. ..

Minecraft

Minecraft and his Dog

I want to understand the use of a gun as a letter.

How the fuck did I miss that??

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

oh NO

reading this w the exact same intonation as “found a snail… effervecent”