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Nouveau Ancestors

durnaught

Well, these took approximately a million years. But hey, they’re done now, and I learned a lot long the way. Unfortunately, I also lost the original order I wanted to put them in after they were paired up.. Oh well, first and last are still the same.

sixpenceee

The Doll Eye plant (Actaea pachypoda) is one species of plant that could kill you. The berries contain cardiogenic toxins that can have an immediate sedative effect on cardiac muscle tissue. Ingestion of the berries can lead to cardiac arrest and death. (Source)

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Drew on my hand today

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borderhands

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the hands among us

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The walking hands

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tellhands games

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Because old literature jokes are the best

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auroranmaiden

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

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Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

thegadaboutgirl

divinitysxreach-blog

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

piezethh

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

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YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO

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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT

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IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT

letmefeelyourfantasy

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things girls do that I love:

offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked

scratch each others back

say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”

compliment each other’s eyebrows

that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly

throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up

aidn

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

wildy0ungbeautiful

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

aidn

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

1080islove1080islife

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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He went and called some people and did some stuff.

"My Immoral" Ch 26. The best sentence in all of literature. (via thatsjustcaty)

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justfuckhimalreadydean

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

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I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

shinycaterpie

breastforce

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

cartooncoyote

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

yanahma

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

"Super" = Superbad

"Who" = The Hoobs

"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

cartooncoyote

Well im glad that’s cleared up

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gamingallnight

I love the moment when you’re reading a book and the title suddenly makes sense, why it was chosen and what exactly it means. So satisfying.

juviavevo

so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway?? that part of the stairway is closed literally no one can go there that skeleton wasn’t there before how

juviavevo

so the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??

what is going on

mamamidnight

There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.

badopinionray

That joke really isn’t funny anymore. can you stop?

juviavevo

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