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I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

Dark Sorcerer Wallenstein, imagine you have somehow become a famous baseball player despite your nefarious past, and are about to redeem your past sins by batting the winning hit! But woe, accidentally, the pitcher throws not a ball, but a christian baby at you! You have but two choices: would you deny the gift of life and knock the baby out of the stadium with the force of a thousand suns to win the adoration of your fans and millions of dollars, or could you find it in your black heart to spare the christian baby?

honestly the “supernatural fandom has a gif for every situation” phenomenon becomes slightly less mystifying when you actually watch the show and witness the fact that dean says literally every combination of words known to man

and yet he had more to say