diamond rings, pretty things

So I was at Target lol, I don't normally shop here but my boyfriend wanted to get a Lego set so we went

I decided to scope it out and see how the camera situation was at my location

Holy shit

There's cameras literally EVERYWHERE

It's absolutely bonkers

Do not lift from there

I know what y'all may be thinking, "but I got away with it before!" There's a reason for that. Target will let you get away with stealing only to catch you after you've stolen hundreds of dollars worth of shit to hit you with a bigger charge when they DO catch you. I was folding once and an LP person walked up to me and showed me a screenshot from a camera of a couple leaving the store. She told me if I saw them to radio her bc they'd been stealing for the past THREE WEEKS.

Target LP is among the best. They lay their traps and play the long game. And that's not all, you might also be skeptical of our cameras. Surely they don't all work? Well... Yes and no. Not every single camera works, but the majority do and not only that but they SAVE FOOTAGE. They can ZOOM IN. LP have contact between stores in the area too. LP WILL chase you. Just because you weren't caught last time doesn't mean they don't know your face and won't catch you next time.

Me after a haul: I need to calm down. I am out of control. I have enough stuff, I’m okay with what I have now, I don’t need more stuff and I need to just relax and take a break