guns and sadness

ummmm i think the easiest stores would have to be:✨H+M: SAs keep to themselves, the fitting rooms are rarely attended, clothes are often left untagged, poor camera placement and large clothing racks allow for good blind spots✨Clàire’s Accèssories: rarely rfid anything, SAs don’t care, lots of mirrors make blind spots a little tricky but the tall shelves make up for it✨Pòundland: few cameras, good blind spots, I’ve never seen an rfid in there✨Lûsh: I have never once seen a cameras or rfids and I have been to several stores, easy to pocket what you want once you get the SAs off your back (just say that you’re okay if they approach you)✨Fát Fàce: lots of expensive and good quality clothes, jewellery, socks etc., no rfids or tags that I’ve seen, no visible towers, camera placement is sloppy and blind spots are everywhere, SAs don’t pay attention to customers unless specifically approached, fitting rooms unmonitoredLemme just say that these are just my opinions formed from my experiences. Some stores may do things differently but I’ve been several different branches of every store above, so I’m confident in my accuracy😊❤️

not doing that

Don't do it

this is what antis look like to me.

same

I also do celebrity roleplay on another side of tumblr.

for me it’s metal gear, various other games, art, aesthetic shit, birds and bugs :>

i love girl groups (esp twice and rv), star wars, marvel!!!, skincare+makeup, and i would consider myself the biggest parks and rec fan

tbh i’m a twitter person so beides this blog & my ow one i’m not on here

You ever look at someone you really like and be like “Damn I’d lift an entire s3ph0r@ for you.”

Yes, every time I see her

Vibrator ;) probably around 20.00 Beanie 19.00 Faux nose rings 10.00

because I can’t, besides I’m fighting capitalism 1 item at a time.

Lifting tip for during the summer—How I lift wearing a sundress and a little purse! Please ignore my chubby tummy and stretch marks! It’s pretty much summer year-long where I live, so I can only get away with wearing bulky sweaters and ugg boots 2 months out of the year. I recently lifted a lingerie set with cute high waisted undie garters (don’t worry, I wear another pair of panties under them). Basically, I wear a loosely fitted dress over them and a light denim jacket (incase I look lumpy), then fold up whatever I am lifting into them. I literally made it out of the mall today with $250+ in my panties.

Small hauls are so underrated I wanna see MORE SMALL HAULS!!

I’ve found that sometimes when you ask staff where something is, they will stop looking at you. (Assuming you’re not doing anything suss, obviously.) Part of a lot of SA loss prevention training teaches staff to look for evasive customers who don’t engage.  Wandering around can be great for scoping out a store, especially if it’s new, or has been refitted, and as others have said, if you’re looking up at where department labels are, it’s a great time to check for cameras (peripheral vision, people) as well as looking for where blind spots and open-ended escapes are.  If someone sees you wandering about, rather than looking dazed and confused, it’s worth being proactive and asking them where an area is, especially if it’s not explicitly labelled. And when they tell you? Be nice, thank them, that sort of thing. No need to get too chatty and explain why you need to go to that specific area, but if you’re friendly and polite, a) it’s just called being a decent human being, and retail workers get a lot of rudeness so you don’t need to add to that, and b) if they’re at all inclined to not think you’re up to no good, or even if they’re sympathetic to lifters, they’re probably not going to want to see you as a “nefarious type” on a subconscious level if you’ve been respectful and friendly.  And protip: NEVER go up to a sales assistant and just go, “Hand cream.” That’s fucking rude. Say something like, “Excuse me, could you please tell me where the hand cream is,” or “Sorry to bother you, could you please point me in the direction of the hand cream?” and thank them afterwards.  Seriously, I might be a lifter, and I might be a bad bitch, but I don’t have to be a rude bitch to people who are being fucked over by the system as hard as we are. 

i’m interested to see how different/similar we all are