why are you here

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

The Forbidden Knowledge

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

ID. a blocky woodcut showing bright golden light streaming through snow-covered trees. the art is printed in blues and oranges. End ID.

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

This went from "average American high school" to "existential horror" surprisingly quick