Shrimply Delicious

I used "Mixed Berries" Kong Strong energy drink to boil the rice in

(Was a lot redder in person)

I then sautéed half a red onion with tomatoes in a pan and added some maize, red beans and a diced carrot (for texture).

Once it was ready I mixed in some more spices and used some cream to stir it all together.

After the rice was done cooking I put it all in a pot where I let it cool down and finished it of with some lemon juice and some more spices.

Boiled some ramen in Red Bull, added some spices (mostly chilli salt, pepper and paprika, but also harissa and sambal oelek)

The toast is for soaking up the remaining sauce

This was an attempt to see who would make the best pizza-crime.

My friend Dave and me tried to make it both edible and awful enough to bully his Italian coworker.

This is Dave's attempt.

The dough was made with some sort of beer-energy mixer thing.

Toppings are sauce hollandaise, mushrooms, calamari and asparagus, then loads of cheese. (Might be missing smthn, but i think that was it)

This is my attempt

I used cola for the dough (same one as in my cola pizza)

My toppings were Heinz baked beans as sauce, broccoli, vegan gyros and vegan calamari as well as fake cheese.

After the oven:

The dough on Dave's pizza was sadly too thick and ended up not baking properly, so he did not eat that much of it.

It's ramen, cooked in melon flavoured energy drink, with sriracha, chilli salt and pepper.

Used a cheap energy drink and instant coffee for the batter

Added some banana and nuts into them to make them more fun

Also made a sweet cream to go on top

after making multiple portions of Monster mash I decided to try a different food

added pickles and banana slices, cuz why not

Boiled some C4 with oat milk (taste great together if hot btw)

This time I also decided to make a coffee version

Mixed 2 types of instant coffee for this

Put some herbs in both (parsley)

The Result <3

Loved the C4 flavoured mash, but the coffee one made me gag, so I had to improvise

Added loads of cheap cocoa

Cola Pizza

Dough made with cola was pretty fluffy, really good consistency

Sauce was made with canned tomatoes, herbs, cola and some other stuff

Toppings are pineapple pieces, tomatoes and "Mexican mix" (canned maize, paprika and beans and fake cheeses

Cola "milk" (Cilk ? Mola?)

Monster Mash

Instant mash made with Monster Energy, that's the joke.

Added food dye and pineapple cuz looks and taste nicer.

Also made Monster "milk"

Enjoyed on my messy desk

My "attempt" at "pizza cake"

Did not have flour, so I used bread mix and pumpernickel.

Filling is fake cheese and veggie sausages sauce is different kinds of ketchup and mustard.

little wake up snack