Tipsy

Get out of my fucking way I’m transgendering here

Where all wasps belong.

Fuck you wasp

Justice

Japanese genitalia appears blurry on camera. Bigfoot appears blurry on camera. So there is a possibility that Bigfoot is entirely composed of japanese genitalia.

House arrest is a really ineffective punishment for introverts

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

reblog if ur a faerie who supports goblins, a goblin who supports faeries, or u just wanna lay face down in some moss

“uhhh i can’t find this book at my public library” that’s because you’re not going to the secret public library (stealing from barnes and noble)

Incredible how none of you seem to have heard a joke before

If you clean up a mess after an ant has already left to report back to his colony you’re essentially making him look like a liar.

Nasa spots mysterious heart-shaped craters on the surface of Mars. “From Mars with love"

fuck this took me too long to get