imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

went to Me island and I was there yesss

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies