dont het me bro

can everyone get into specifically the things im into in exactly the same way

Bitch no one wants to hear Phoebe Brisgers put Rihanna on

diversity win! somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year 

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

good post, op

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

whoever rbed this where are the gandalf big naturals. i am searching and not finding anything

they turned him into a heineken and drank him

i got that autistic walk

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured