KirbyAk

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

doomscrolling thru the weather app

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

and i'm not even living la vida loca

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?