And They All Lived Happily

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You know if Utena was in deltarune there would be an attack where a staggered circle of swords directs inward in endless waves until the end of the attack to impale a central point and you have to weave around the projectiles to avoid getting hit. There would also be some bullshit with cars. Miki’s would be sheet music that turns your soul blue and you can only skip up and down between the lines and he consistently hits you with the first 5 notes of sunlit garden. Kozue has one similar attack but the notes sound wrong and are disjointed and erratically timed and placed, making it harder to predict. When you think you’ve defeated shiori she pulls a hahaha, the joke’s on you, you haven’t seen my special attack I’ve been charging up this whole time!, vindictively incapacitates you, and needless to say blows herself up to high heaven. Nanami’s has elephants and various animals charging across the box to stampede Nanami that you have to dodge and she’s like UGH. WHAT’S WITH THESE ELEPHANTS??? Anthy’s “attacks” are you mainly you dodging stuff directed at her, but she will tamper with the Spare option and trying to select it will cause her to send long awful waves of difficult attacks straight across the box directly targeted at you. If you survive these rounds and still insist on Spare she will try to crash the game to push you out. The game will fake freeze and you’ll get a fake pop-up to End Program or Wait. selecting either will fade the fight to white and bring you back to the overworld with her gone, but you will have a few extra dialogue lines before then if you select Wait & it unlocks something in the future. your soul is pink

So like. Ralsei is canonically tma now. She on screen stared straight at the camera and said she likes being a princess (specifically compared to being a prince) and that she enjoys "expressing" herself. As a princess. Aka she said she liked expressing herself as a woman. There's no way around this....