➼ kip ➼

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

Every other Arknights character is like “This is Gabapentin, she loves donuts, jazz music, and eating pussy” and then you read her operator file and it’s some shit like “As a child in war-torn Russia, Gabapentin was beaten half to death every time she expressed a positive emotion, until she developed magic rock cancer. However it seems now after years of treatment with Rhodes Island, Gabapentin seems to be smiling more, especially when seen in the company of Operator Hockeypuck”

And Operator Hockeypuck is something like “a single mom from rural Wisconson with a knack for heavy machinery because it bears a striking similarity to the equipment she would use on the farm. She may or may not have committed felony murder”

losing my mind i need to draw gabapentin and hockeypuck fanart stat