i used to be a real p.o.s.

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

hi who else is feeling invalid in this chilli's tonight

not only am i GAY but im TOUCH STARVED im literally the whole package