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The lady is Anna Gisberg and she was the 2006 Pillsbury Bake-Off Winner in which they get their recipe published by Pillsbury and win one million dollars.

Baked Chicken & Spinach Stuffing

3 tablespoons maple-flavored syrup

2 tablespoons peach preserves

½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

2 bone-in skin-on chicken breasts

¼ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon pepper

4 frozen plain or buttermilk waffles

1 tablespoon butter or margarine

½ cup chopped onion 

¼ cup chicken broth

½ teaspoon poultry seasoning

½ teaspoon chopped fresh sage

1 tablespoon beaten egg white

1 box (9 oz) frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained 

1tablespoon chopped pecans 

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

So one day, this tiny, frail little woman comes to the desk with a huge folder of papers under her arm. She says “I need to use one of the computers,” and I’m like “alright, I’ll set you up with a guest account.”

And then she says “I’ll also need you to show me how to use a computer. I’m 97 years old and I’ve never even touched one before, but I need to file my health information and they told me I needed to do it using this,” and she holds out a little scrap of paper with a url scrawled on it in a shaky hand.

And I’m just mentally like ‘oh no,’ but I say of course I can help her. So I sit her down and sign her in, and she stops me to ask basically what the mouse is, and I explain it, but I’m just thinking that this is going to take a million years. But I start doing a quick and dirty run down of the parts of the computer, the programs, the desktop, what a url is and what the Internet is, what a search engine is, what websites are, and so on.

She doesn’t interrupt or ask any questions or anything, and then I’m like ‘okay let’s go to this url’ and it’s an interactive, multi-page form that she needs to put all that info in her folder into and submit, and I’m just terrified as I’m explaining it that I’m going to spend all day with this woman.

But she’s just like “alright. I think I’ve got it.” And she must have had a secretary job back in the typewriter days, because she just *whips* through the first page of the form and submits and goes on to the next, and tells me she’ll find me if she needs me.

She came over once to tell me she needed an email address and wanted to know how to set one up - I told her about her options and she picked Gmail and went back to the computer and set it up all by herself, and got her information all filed properly in about an hour and a half – and she’d NEVER used a computer before in her LIFE.

When she was done, she came over to ask me how to turn it off and I showed her and she thanked me for being so patient, and I told her quite honestly that I’d NEVER seen a novice adult pick up using a computer so fast.

And she said “oh, but it’s so simple! And so useful! My grandkids made it sound so difficult, but I’m going to pick up my own computer tomorrow!”

And I think she must have, because I never saw her in the library again.

Don’t be afraid to ask to see test results.

Don’t be afraid to ask to go get tested together.

Don’t be afraid to stay on top of your sexual health period.

It’s too much shit going on out here y'all.

I know we’re in the generation that hates using condoms, but I feel like a lot of you don’t understand the seriousness of playing Russian Roulette with your life. People being scared of knowing about themselves is what’s causing the spike in STD rates.

KNOWING is what helps PREVENT the spread.

So please y'all. Go get tested.

I’m posting a link to free STD testing centers, just search for your local city and state.

Go. Bring a friend. Bring two friends.

I’m chilling, just smoking and watching my favorite movie (Boomerang) and I get a text like “baby I need to see you” now first off you not my nigga so don’t call me baby, but the dick so good I’m going to allow it 😂. So I say “slide on me, im home”, so from the time I went this text, I finish my blunt & I go into pussy prep mode. So by the time I’m finished he’s like I’m outside. So I open the door like I didn’t just beat my record in getting her ready. So he looks at me, and tells me to take my fucking clothes off (booty shorts & a white tee), so I don’t hesitate to do so, I’m thinking I’m about to get bent over the couch and fucked crazy from the back…. nah he had a different plan 🙄 he kisses me with so much passion I’m dizzy asf, then he walks off… so I’m standing here pussy dripping, looking dumb and he makes his way to my room. When I walk in the room he’s rolling a blunt, so I’m like okay you play way too much, he laughs and we proceed to smoke. While we smoking we just have general conversation, and he starts kissing my thighs. Now I’m trying to put the blunt out so I can focus on this bomb ass head I’m about to get, he tells me I better finish the fucking blunt as he begins to eat my pussy like he’s serving a life sentence and this is his last meal. I can’t focus on both so I dropped the blunt and start running my hands through his curly ass hair. He got me so gone I’m just ready for the dick, but he doesn’t care about what I want so he continues to torture me and eat this pussy. So I’m literally tearing up and I’m like “daddy I can’t take no more, I want the dick now” he laughs and starts eating my ass. Now of course I’ve had this done before but NEVER in my 22 years of life has a nigga make me cum like that off head alone. He got my cum dripping from his beard and I need to taste it, so we share a sloppy, nasty, wet ass kiss; and he starts to slide it in. Now I’m no virgin but I also haven’t been having sex so its a tight ass fir but it feels so fucking good. So he get in there and start going CRAZY. I’m not a huge fan of missionary but the way he was slow deep stroking me, I didn’t want it no other way. So I’m clawing, biting, and licking on him and going crazy. So I can’t be outdone so I start tightening around that dick and thrusting my hips, but he ended up winning that battle, because he pinned my legs behind my head and was going deeper than deep. I’m whole ass crying while we staring at each other but I’m not tapping out! So I tightened around him again and he start telling me how bomb this pussy is and then he pull out and bust on my stomach.

So he goes to the bathroom and gets me a towel to clean me off and we roll up again but we are literally smoking in silence. So At this point I’m curious because I feel like he’s too quiet, so I ask, “what’s on your mind?” And he begins to spill it all, just how he feels after our encounters, how he feels not seeing me as much as he wants, etc. I never responded to anything he said, I just started sucking dick. Like SUCKING DICK, pulling every trick I’ve seen on tumblr, giving straight throat action. I sucked this mans dick like I needed to breathe. My entire mindset was to make him feel how he made me feel. So he’s smoking the rest of the blunt, and I’m watching him as he watches me. I’m SWALLOWING his dick, massaging balls with one hand, and massaging my clit with the other and he begins to tense up so in my head I’m happy, like ahaaa I’m about to take your soul 😊 He starts pushing me off like “I’m about to nut you gotta stop”, I act like I don’t hear him and keep going, now I’m about to drive you crazy, I do the double hand gawk gawk combo and I’m focusing on his tip (still keeping eye contact) and he nut, a thick ass sweet load and I catch every drop. But Hold up wait a minute, he though I was finished?! (Meek Mill voice 😂) NAH! I kept going to the point where this man is literally palming my face to get me off his dick, but I wouldnt let it out of my mouth, we legit fought each other for dominance and it’s so weird to explain because it was weird to do. I had to hold his hands while he’s fucking squirming and screaming like I’m trying to kill him 🙄 while his dick is growing rock hard in my mouth (I LOVE FEELING IT GROW IN MY MOUTH) so finally his body begins to fold, collapse, he’s holding on to shit to stay balanced, & in my head I’m thinking I’m going to make this the best shit you ever had (I succeeded). So when I stop and I stand up his eyes are popping out of his head in shock but again I ignore him, make him lay down, and climb on top. The whole time during this transition he’s trying to tell me he can’t take anymore but I wasn’t fucking hearing it, I got my second wind so you gone feel me. I’m riding his dick like a thoroughbred and not even a solid minute in, he bust in me 🤦🏾‍♀️ so he apologizes and told me I was out my mind but during all this shit talking he done flipped me over and starts licking my ass again, I blinked twice and his thick ass dick is pushing in from the back, going CRAZY once again. But I’m not a bitch 🗣 so guess what? I start throwing this ass, we got us a great rhythm going, he got a handful of braids, I got a handful of sheets, and we not letting up. This lasts for a while before he pulls out and bust all over my ass….. before he starts stuffing his dick in my asshole, pounding my shit and yes at this point I tapped out! My stomach hurts, I can’t feel my legs, my pussy is swollen, my ass is stretched, my body at this point is giving out. BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE CRAZY PART, I wake up the next morning…. ON MY PERIOD… a whole FIVE DAYS EARLY!!! I still have so many questions, like “why you fuck me like that?”, “how your dick get so hard so fast after you nut?”, “why you staring into my eyes like you want me to fall in love?”, “when you coming back because I don’t want you to leave?”, “why in the fuck would you fuck me like that?!”. I been all over the place off some DICK. I should’ve stayed in my lane, stuck on pussy because this shit got my mind gone.